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[yumenope]

( the video feed cuts on and a very pretty man in traditional clothing fills the frame, a serious look in his eyes. )

For one day only, I am benevolently offering my services as a seer, so to speak.

You see, I can glimpse into the future in short bursts and divine what awaits you. The spirits are restless and have compelled me to offer up my services, free of charge, to all who may desire them.

So please, supply your name and your favorite fruit and allow me to read your future.

( this, of course, has all been a lie. but damn does it sound convincing and very prettily and eloquently spoken. )

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[toservehuman]

Shell Overlord, and I don't really eat fruit. Can you really tell the future?

[yumenope]

( he has to wonder.... what kind of name is that??? but he supposes that’s answered the prompt well enough. )

Is that the question you would like to ask the spirits?

[toservehuman]

[ his father's name is pain overlord. he also knows a reign fear. look, it's best not to ask. you're better off not knowing sometimes. ]

You can ask them whatever you'd like. I'm just curious how your powers work. Are you human?

[yumenope]

( he wants to see that family tree drawn out. please. )

As human as they come, yes. I take it you’re interested in a glimpse into the unknown, then?

[toservehuman]

[ how would you like to know about brutal bones and his daughter white bones? lord, this series is out of its mind ]

Anything you can tell me ♥!

Is this a power that many humans from your world possess, or are you unique?

[yumenope]

It’s not often discussed. I wouldn’t say I’m the only one with this gift.

( the gift of lies!!! )

Then I shall read your fortune. But you must pick a fruit.

[toservehuman]

The climate is too cold for most fruit to grow where I'm originally from, and like I said, I don't really eat them... But I guess I've read about apples!

[yumenope]

Apples. All right.

( whatever. not like he really cares. )

Your future holds, well, something very cold and a candle.

[toservehuman]

Does the future also know that I'm incapable of feeling the cold? Although the candle might be interesting...

[ immediately associating candles with waxplay, you goddamn deviant ]

[yumenope]

Oh? Do go on. The spirits are intrigued.

( THE SPIRITS... )

[toservehuman]

It depends on what you're using the candle for, of course.

[yumenope]

You’ll have to give some examples, I’m afraid.

[toservehuman]

Perhaps something with a partner.