text; anonymous;

[grilletto]

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend

[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]

Comments

[grilletto]

it’s definitely happening
but we were kind of hoping someone else was getting them too

[ we? who is we mista, you dirty liar. ]

[dereban]

Well, it's probably just a troll or something, anyway.

[grilletto]

someone else said troll too
i already said that he's human

[dereban]

Figurative troll.

Not literal.

[grilletto]

well then tell me what that means
no one is telling me what it means

[dereban]

It's usually someone that messes with other people online to get a specific reaction.

[grilletto]

yeah that makes a lot of sense
definitely sounds like him

[dereban]

Oh, so you're close to the person that sent it to you?
Then yeah, they're absolutely messing with you.

[grilletto]

close?
fuck no
i met the guy once and he ruined my clothes!

[dereban]

Oof.

My condolences.

[grilletto]

yeah, cashmere and leather
can you believe it?

[dereban]

I, unfortunately, can.

[grilletto]

oh yeah?
why's that?

[dereban]

Because that's the kind of thing that someone would do if they're trolling.

[grilletto]

ah yeah
that's what you said, isn't it?
you think he ruined my clothes just to fuck with me?

[dereban]

It's entirely possible.

[grilletto]

shit
thanks I never even considered that
he’s been after me since the beginning then