text; anonymous;

[grilletto]

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend

[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]

Comments

[dereban]

Nope and if that's happening, that's actually real creepy.

[grilletto]

it’s definitely happening
but we were kind of hoping someone else was getting them too

[ we? who is we mista, you dirty liar. ]

[getstoned]

dude that's fucked up
do they think you're a pimp?

....

are you a pimp?
don't literally sell out your friends
people don't appreciate that shit

[grilletto]

no???
what the hell of course not
I said they wanted to not that i agreed to it?

[grilletto]

they not i

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

nope
so you either did one of the following:
1. made an accidental invitation to someone
2. pissed off someone
3. someone's trying to get a rise out of you

[grilletto]

definitely didn’t invite anyone to anything
someone being pissed off is possible I guess?
so maybe a combination of 2 and 3
why wouldn’t you want to do it to their face though
Over text just seems stupid

un: bellabelle

[doreimi]

Uh...NO, and I would definitely be nervous about that if I were you, because that's really not normal for somebody to be doing. Especially not in the middle of the night.

[this is the kind of shit that leads to you getting MURDERED in your HOUSE in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT]

[grilletto]

I mean I’m not nervous
I can take care of myself but
does it make it better or worse if you know who it is?

text | un: kishibe

[penpoint]

Maybe your device is broken.

[grilletto]

I’m getting the messages
it’s obviously not broken

[grilletto]

my friend
I mean

text; un: bungeegum

[nobodylikeshim]

[ After laughing for a good minute, he decides to weigh in: ]

No, but these sort of messages sound perfectly normal to me. :) :) ;)

[grilletto]

you’ve got a weird definition of normal
are you getting them too?

[ There was something about that username that was familiar, Mista not quite putting his finger on it just yet. He’ll get there. ]

un: otacon

[codecmoment]

Keep the numbers and/or assigned usernames. Maybe the person(s) behind it can be tracked down.

Alternately, it's people losing their mind during their moonphase. I got some frantic texts before because of that.

[grilletto]

so I know who it is but I don’t know if that just makes it weirder or not?

I don’t think it’s the moon stuff
The last messages happened last night

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

Not since getting here. It's pretty creepy. Can you block the numbers? It might help!

[grilletto]

I could probably try to block it
But I’m pretty sure that would just make it weirder
what if they get a different number or show up at my apartment or something ?

[silvercrusader]

do you respond?

[grilletto]

yeah
should I not answer?

[grilletto]

shit
I mean my friend
He answers

[tropism]

[ un. goldilocks. ]

Sounds like they're bored or something.

[grilletto]

so maybe they’ll just quit, then?

[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

no and im real upset im not
i love trolls
not like troll trolls but like trolls
you ever reply to them to find out?

[grilletto]

if I could give you the messages
i would, I don't want anything to do with them

he's a weird magician, not a troll
i think he's human? I don't really care

but yeah, i've talked to him but now he's just messaging out of nowhere

text | un: pArtyLiKeItS1999

[nipzips]

that's creepy as hell but if they don't actually know who you are and how to find you

maybe keep taking the money


but tell them nothing else about you

[grilletto]

they know who i am though, i'd say I don't think he knows where i live but he's sent me three cards with chroma

i want the money, but not if i have to talk about weird shit