guídσ “αctuαl dísαstєr” místα (
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prismatica2019-09-23 01:40 pm
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- jojo's bizarre adventure: giorno giovann,
- jojo's bizarre adventure: guido mista,
- jojo's bizarre adventure: jolyne cujoh,
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[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]
weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?
like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?
asking for a friend
[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]
weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?
like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?
asking for a friend
[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]
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hm
have you tried maybe playing along?
sometimes these bitches just need a firm leading hand
call him daddy tell him to tell you how he wants to buy you clothes harder senpai
use his tactics against him
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if i went along with it he'd probably just be creepier about it
send me more messages like
thanks for the fun time
and then use a heart or a diamond or something at the end of it
what the hell is a senpai?
[ it's almost like the word hentai, right? maybe this guy could tell him what the fuck that was too ]
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wait are you sure he is human? does he have grey skin and basically orange horns?
that sounds like shit that species pulls too
um
i dunno i think it has something to do with hot guys at school in japan but when you use it ironically its the least gay thing right in front of saying no homo before whatever you say
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no i told he looks pretty human
except with stupid make-up
but if you don't know what senpai is i guess you can't answer my other question
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i dont even know your question
maybe i have so many answers that the world implodes
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if you have an answer then great
they asked me a question about whether I was some other stuff
or an h
and I guess the h is hentai but I still don’t know what the fuck he’s talking about
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thats like the one of the few things i know for unrelated reasons
hentai is a pervert
hes askin if you freaky bro
damn that magician trying to find out if you dtf
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i mean i'm not so
fuck gross
what's dtf?
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he just wants to use japanese words in english language to try to win you over with his stack of fedoras on his head
you better be careful he has the power of god and anime on his side
oh
sorry
dtf is down to fuck
hes aimin for that booty
or hes being a dickhole
or both
idk im not him
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he doesn't have a fucking fedora
[ YOU ARE KILLING HIM. ALL OF THESE REFERENCES AND NEW WORDS. WHAT A NEW WORLD. ]
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The poor dear.]]no he does i guarantee it
i mean unless youve seen his entire closet
but thats a whole other conversation
were trying to figure out how to tell a magician your no no spots are off limits
hm
maybe
nah wait fam i got you give me like five minutes
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so he sounds like a god damn troll right
not the trolls who are actually cool
just some fuckin asshole
if he is then this should do it
if he isnt then weve got to think outside the cocks
OH MY GOD THAT DRAWING
but what am I supposed to do with that?
send it to him or something?
I aim to please.
hm
ok well he has one somewhere
id put chroma on it
yea just send it to him and if he asks what it is then you leave it at that
let the bitch stew in confusion
tell him its a hint
least he will try to puzzle it out for a bit until you get some rest from that shit
or we can switch it up from the incel flag if we got to
im willin to edit my art
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thanks
i'll try that and see if it does anything
i'll let you know since you're the one that made it
Echoing the muse! Any time ♥.
psshh
no problem fuck yeah keep me in the lööp
my name is dave dont give me your name so you can stay anon
hit me up anon when you get some results and if hes still being a tiddy twisting bitch we can figure something else out
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i think we need another plan
now he just wants to know your name
and said that he'll treasure the drawing
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[[No, no he is not. No one should ever listen to Dave ever and even in the far future of his adulthood he should have supervision.]]
weve tried "no"
weve tried the youre an incel and you cant have my dick
we cant just block him
this shit is too fuckin golden we cant just take the pussy way out
have you tried telling him youre actually eleven and your uncle is chris hansen?
yeah he can know my name im not afraid of a bunny out the asshole discount quadrant juggalo
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he's already seen me in person
pretty sure i can't pass for a pre-teen
i already told him he couldn't have your name
it'd be pretty fucked up for me to just throw you out there like that
when you're trying to help out
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thats perfect hit him with the ol one two switch
idk what you look like bro but seriously just confuse the fuck out of him it works
take him down a god damn journey that he wont ever wanna go back on again
run that bitch so far down the dog sled trail hell be picking polar bears out of his asshole
fuck
youre a nice guy
i mean i wouldnt hand out names neither but thats real fuckin nice
i got you man
one way or another well figure this shit out and get this shit done
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That sounds like fun. He really hopes that something like that happens. It isn't the same as Mista trying to kill him, but it would certainly be entertaining.
And isn't it nice that they're becoming friends. Friendship is always so nice. He says to himself as he chuckles about this whole business. ]
here-not-here
Senpai.Dogsleds it is.]]no subject
Kouhai!And what a great kid. ](no subject)
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still not sure how that's gonna work
do i have to wear a wig or something?
he's nuts but I don't think he's stupid enough to fall for something like that...
look i'm not gonna fuck around and get someone really involved that doesn't need to be
i guess i'm the one that made the mess so I should really be the one cleaning it up
thanks for helping even though you don't have to
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from the virtuoso of verbose vernacular its not about him believing it
its about psyching the bitch out until he gets bored
or you steel yourself against it
like if i send you a text telling you to suck my entire dick at four in the morning like a tool
dude you aint gotta suck nothing but its text you get to pick and choose what you do or dont see or respond to youre the one in charge of your own kingdom of words
a pharoh of prose
a soverign of stanza
a tzar of text
youve got this
talk the pussy into the ground
nah bro we good im involved and i aint scared
he sounds like an amateur text shit talker at best
if you dont need my help thats cool too im not a pushy bitch
but whats he gonna do?
send pictures of his shrivelled balls?
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