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guídσ “αctuαl dísαstєr” místα ([personal profile] grilletto) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-09-23 01:40 pm

text; anonymous;

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend


[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]
itsknighttime: (DaveIcon07)

[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-24 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
nah its a situation not everyone likes i get it anon

hm
have you tried maybe playing along?
sometimes these bitches just need a firm leading hand
call him daddy tell him to tell you how he wants to buy you clothes harder senpai
use his tactics against him
itsknighttime: (dave033-ikimaru)

[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-24 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
probably but thats why you got to one up them when they do

wait are you sure he is human? does he have grey skin and basically orange horns?
that sounds like shit that species pulls too

um
i dunno i think it has something to do with hot guys at school in japan but when you use it ironically its the least gay thing right in front of saying no homo before whatever you say
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-24 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
even saying stupid make-up hits me as them so was just double checking

i dont even know your question
maybe i have so many answers that the world implodes
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-25 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
haha fuck
thats like the one of the few things i know for unrelated reasons
hentai is a pervert
hes askin if you freaky bro
damn that magician trying to find out if you dtf
itsknighttime: (DaveIcon07)

[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-25 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
idk man maybe hes a weeb
he just wants to use japanese words in english language to try to win you over with his stack of fedoras on his head
you better be careful he has the power of god and anime on his side
oh
sorry
dtf is down to fuck
hes aimin for that booty
or hes being a dickhole
or both
idk im not him
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-25 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[[Dave tends to do that, learning by fire. The poor dear.]]

no he does i guarantee it
i mean unless youve seen his entire closet
but thats a whole other conversation
were trying to figure out how to tell a magician your no no spots are off limits
hm
maybe
nah wait fam i got you give me like five minutes
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-25 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
ok i got you
so he sounds like a god damn troll right
not the trolls who are actually cool
just some fuckin asshole
if he is then this should do it
if he isnt then weve got to think outside the cocks
Edited (shhhh) 2019-09-25 04:23 (UTC)
itsknighttime: (DaveIcon18)

I aim to please.

[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-25 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
you dont...
hm
ok well he has one somewhere
id put chroma on it

yea just send it to him and if he asks what it is then you leave it at that
let the bitch stew in confusion
tell him its a hint
least he will try to puzzle it out for a bit until you get some rest from that shit
or we can switch it up from the incel flag if we got to
im willin to edit my art
itsknighttime: (DaveIcon13)

Echoing the muse! Any time ♥.

[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-25 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
man
psshh
no problem fuck yeah keep me in the lööp
my name is dave dont give me your name so you can stay anon
hit me up anon when you get some results and if hes still being a tiddy twisting bitch we can figure something else out
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-25 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
i am the motherfucking plan man

[[No, no he is not. No one should ever listen to Dave ever and even in the far future of his adulthood he should have supervision.]]

weve tried "no"
weve tried the youre an incel and you cant have my dick
we cant just block him
this shit is too fuckin golden we cant just take the pussy way out
have you tried telling him youre actually eleven and your uncle is chris hansen?

yeah he can know my name im not afraid of a bunny out the asshole discount quadrant juggalo
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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-25 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
thats where youre dead wrong
thats perfect hit him with the ol one two switch
idk what you look like bro but seriously just confuse the fuck out of him it works
take him down a god damn journey that he wont ever wanna go back on again
run that bitch so far down the dog sled trail hell be picking polar bears out of his asshole

fuck
youre a nice guy
i mean i wouldnt hand out names neither but thats real fuckin nice
i got you man
one way or another well figure this shit out and get this shit done
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[personal profile] nobodylikeshim 2019-09-26 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hm.

That sounds like fun. He really hopes that something like that happens. It isn't the same as Mista trying to kill him, but it would certainly be entertaining.

And isn't it nice that they're becoming friends. Friendship is always so nice. He says to himself as he chuckles about this whole business. ]
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here-not-here

[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-26 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[[Senpai. Dogsleds it is.]]
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[personal profile] nobodylikeshim 2019-09-26 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kouhai! And what a great kid. ]

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[personal profile] itsknighttime 2019-09-26 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
bro here ok
from the virtuoso of verbose vernacular its not about him believing it
its about psyching the bitch out until he gets bored
or you steel yourself against it
like if i send you a text telling you to suck my entire dick at four in the morning like a tool
dude you aint gotta suck nothing but its text you get to pick and choose what you do or dont see or respond to youre the one in charge of your own kingdom of words
a pharoh of prose
a soverign of stanza
a tzar of text
youve got this
talk the pussy into the ground

nah bro we good im involved and i aint scared
he sounds like an amateur text shit talker at best
if you dont need my help thats cool too im not a pushy bitch
but whats he gonna do?
send pictures of his shrivelled balls?

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