text; anonymous;

[grilletto]

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend

[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]

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Echoing the muse! Any time ♥.

[itsknighttime]

man
psshh
no problem fuck yeah keep me in the lööp
my name is dave dont give me your name so you can stay anon
hit me up anon when you get some results and if hes still being a tiddy twisting bitch we can figure something else out

[grilletto]

so yeah
i think we need another plan

now he just wants to know your name
and said that he'll treasure the drawing

[itsknighttime]

i am the motherfucking plan man

[[No, no he is not. No one should ever listen to Dave ever and even in the far future of his adulthood he should have supervision.]]

weve tried "no"
weve tried the youre an incel and you cant have my dick
we cant just block him
this shit is too fuckin golden we cant just take the pussy way out
have you tried telling him youre actually eleven and your uncle is chris hansen?

yeah he can know my name im not afraid of a bunny out the asshole discount quadrant juggalo

[grilletto]

pretty sure telling him i'm eleven isn't gonna work
he's already seen me in person
pretty sure i can't pass for a pre-teen

i already told him he couldn't have your name
it'd be pretty fucked up for me to just throw you out there like that
when you're trying to help out

[itsknighttime]

thats where youre dead wrong
thats perfect hit him with the ol one two switch
idk what you look like bro but seriously just confuse the fuck out of him it works
take him down a god damn journey that he wont ever wanna go back on again
run that bitch so far down the dog sled trail hell be picking polar bears out of his asshole

fuck
youre a nice guy
i mean i wouldnt hand out names neither but thats real fuckin nice
i got you man
one way or another well figure this shit out and get this shit done

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Hm.

That sounds like fun. He really hopes that something like that happens. It isn't the same as Mista trying to kill him, but it would certainly be entertaining.

And isn't it nice that they're becoming friends. Friendship is always so nice. He says to himself as he chuckles about this whole business. ]

here-not-here

[itsknighttime]

[[Senpai. Dogsleds it is.]]

[nobodylikeshim]

[ Kouhai! And what a great kid. ]

[itsknighttime]

[[Doesn't even get called a great kid by his own dad, how is he supposed to take him down the dogsled line now?]]

[grilletto]

yeah okay but
still not sure how that's gonna work
do i have to wear a wig or something?

he's nuts but I don't think he's stupid enough to fall for something like that...

look i'm not gonna fuck around and get someone really involved that doesn't need to be
i guess i'm the one that made the mess so I should really be the one cleaning it up
thanks for helping even though you don't have to

[itsknighttime]

bro here ok
from the virtuoso of verbose vernacular its not about him believing it
its about psyching the bitch out until he gets bored
or you steel yourself against it
like if i send you a text telling you to suck my entire dick at four in the morning like a tool
dude you aint gotta suck nothing but its text you get to pick and choose what you do or dont see or respond to youre the one in charge of your own kingdom of words
a pharoh of prose
a soverign of stanza
a tzar of text
youve got this
talk the pussy into the ground

nah bro we good im involved and i aint scared
he sounds like an amateur text shit talker at best
if you dont need my help thats cool too im not a pushy bitch
but whats he gonna do?
send pictures of his shrivelled balls?

[grilletto]

holy shit
that was like
fucking poetry.

[itsknighttime]

now youre just flattering
i got being a counter internet dick down to an art
knight of time and god of rap

[[And also minute idiot.]]

[grilletto]

hey
I'm just calling it like i see it

[itsknighttime]

yknow ill take the compliment
thank you
anyway before i get socially awkward
try some of the things i mentioned and if those dont work well pull out the advanced theory you got my name and how to contact me
do so at your will
well get the carnie off your ass

[grilletto]

yeah i'll see if any of it works
i'll let you know if anything pans out
thanks for the help man
i appreciate it.

[itsknighttime]

my pleasure man
tc for now