text; anonymous;

[grilletto]

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend

[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]

Comments

[grilletto]

nah, i've seen their face
everyone keeps saying stalker like he's following me around
I'm pretty sure he's not, he's just sending me messages

[penpoint]

I mean, someone who knows who your friends and what you wear seems stalkerish.

Try and scare him away since you know who he is. I don't know what would stop you from doing something.

[grilletto]

no, no
he just knows what I wear
the friends I'm talking about don't wear clothes

but at this point it's safe to say that he'll show up at my flat or something and who knows what'll happen then
I guess we'll fight, but I don't want to do that
only because he wants me to though

[penpoint]

Your friends don't wear clothes?

You know what, don't tell me.

Why not just fight the guy. That's what I'd do. [ NO. ]

[grilletto]

christ, not all of them!
just the ones he wants to kiss

you wouldn't understand it even if i tried to explain

[penpoint]

I don't need to know about your weird, naked friends.

[grilletto]

they're spirits you ass!
or something
i mean you can touch them but
fuck it, nevermind

[penpoint]

Spirits. Alright, then.

You could have just said that.

[grilletto]

you’re gonna question little guy
and naked friends
but not spirits?!

[penpoint]

Yes. Spirits aren't a strange thing.

[grilletto]

are you trying to fuck with me right now?
why is one thing okay and the other not??

[penpoint]

Because spirits are real. Hanging out with a bunch of naked people is far from normal.

[grilletto]

yeah, well
what if you're at the beach?

[penpoint]

Don't people usually wear swimsuits?

[grilletto]

not if you're at a nude beach
those exist, you know

[penpoint]

Of course I know.

How many people do you know that routinely hang out at nude beaches?

[ what ]

[grilletto]

shit i don't know
the french?

[penpoint]

You know all of the French?

[ now he's just dunking on Mista ]

[grilletto]

no??
i never said i did!