text; anonymous;

[grilletto]

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend

[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]

Comments

[silvercrusader]

what kind of girl carries a gun?

[grilletto]

what the hell
i never said I was a girl!

1/2

[silvercrusader]

[silvercrusader]

well you never said you WEREN'T

[grilletto]

I DIDN'T KNOW WAS SUPPOSED TO

[silvercrusader]

well keep it in mind next time you use this for advice

it helps

anyway go shoot the fucker

[grilletto]

I’m not supposed to get near him
I promised someone
besides he can fight too and last time he almost took my gun
I’ve never had anyone pull that shit before

[silvercrusader]

how?

i mean walk me through it

i'm sorry polnareff

[grilletto]

okay so
I have an ability and he's got an ability, right?
I just happened to have mine activated when we met the first time
and he wanted to see it up close but I said no fucking way
so then he brings out this pink shit right?
like weird rubber
and tries to take my gun from me but I didn't let it go!

so he just drags with me with and ruins my pants
makes me shoot at him and ruins my sweater
or I guess I didn't really shoot at him
I shot at the bungee gum

[ oh fuck oh shit that's where he saw that user name before ]

but not before he grabbed one of my little guys and kissed him
and now he wants to do it again even though I told him that next time I was going to kill him

starts asking if he can take me shopping to replace what was damaged
asks me if i'm an s or an m or an h and I still don't know what a damn h is!!

no ur not and neither am i

[silvercrusader]

okay so

there's a lot here

but is your special ability just owning a gun because that's not being special that's pretty much just having the power to buy things

what is your little guy

by the way

like


let's just start there actually i've got more follow-up questions but they can wait

[grilletto]

huh?
no? it's tied to my gun
but it's not my gun
my little guy is part of my ability
there are uhhh...

yeah this is really hard to explain if you don't know what i'm talking about
i'm not talking about my dick though
there are six of them, they're Pistols
i guess
they're like spirits or something but they eat a lot
and they're part of me
anyway what else?

[silvercrusader]

[squints]

are you


do you have a stand

1/2

[grilletto]

[ F U C K ]

[grilletto]

maybe
do you have one?

[silvercrusader]

yes??? this is polnareff

is this

mista

GOD

[grilletto]

oh shit

turtles

yeah
it's
me...

[silvercrusader]

wow

[grilletto]

what?!

private;

[silvercrusader]

i lived for thirty-five years and all you know me as is the guy who ended up dying and living in a fucking turtle that's just GREAT

private;

[grilletto]

HEY
It's not like I met you before then!

when I met you, you were a fucking turtle
it's not like i can change it

i panicked
and I'm not even supposed to be talking to you
about being a turtle

private;

[silvercrusader]

yeah, so i heard

it's fine

giorno told me

although now that i think of it isn't that like something you oughta think about on your own

private;

[grilletto]

what?
about whether I talk to you about being a turtle?

private;

[silvercrusader]

yeah

i mean this is the second time i heard somebody knew but wasn't allowed to say anything

private;

[grilletto]

Giorno is my capo
if he asks me to do something or to not do something
he's got a damn good reason for it.
i trust him with my life

private;

[silvercrusader]

what if you disagree?