text; anonymous;

[grilletto]

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend

[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]

Comments

[silvercrusader]

yo'ure really shitty at lying

you AND your friend

anyway

look

i mean it's kind of

clumsy

but it sounds like the guy's really into you

and i mean shit if i was a girl and some guy wanted to buy me things i'd take advantage, i mean, why not, right? you don't have to sleep with him or anything

[grilletto]

fine, okay, my friend is me

but shit, do you really think so? because this guy's a total freak
like a weird clown magician

I agreed to take the money before because he wasted my time
and I have other people I gotta feed
so I kind of need it

but not if he's gonna ask me a bunch of other weird shit, you know?

[silvercrusader]

yeah fair enough that'd get weird fast

so shut him down then if it makes you that uncomfortable

i mean shit if you need money there's jobs and shit

i mean I'VE got money if you're that desperate

[does he?? whatever]

[grilletto]

I told him I didn't need anything else from him
but he doesn't listen
he just kind of does his own thing??

I even said I didn't want to answer any questions but he kept asking
and even memorised what i wear

like what the hell, he only saw me once??

[grilletto]

wait are you offering me money too?

[silvercrusader]

i mean if your choices are "let a clown-man buy me things" or "let people who rely on me starve", uh, yeah?? not in a weird way i'm not gonna hti on you

i don't even know what you look like

[grilletto]

i don't think he's hitting on me
maybe not?

why does it matter what I look like?

[ christ mista, stop, don't make this weirder ]

[silvercrusader]

because that would

be a pretty big part in me deciding if i wanted to hit on you

but i don't

focus

[grilletto]

I'm focused!

but you just said that you weren't going to hit on me

so it doesn't matter, then

[silvercrusader]

that's my point i'm saying

look

my point is, ignore this guy

or if you need help find somebody to help defend you

rough him up a little you know? let him know he's not wanted

[grilletto]

i already shot at him once
i'm pretty sure he knows he's not wanted

so i can defend myself, but I'm trying not to see him in person at all
because he wants to kiss my stuff which is basically like kissing me
so gross

[silvercrusader]

jesus christ you have a gun? where the hell did you get a gun around here?

[grilletto]

it was with me when I got here?
why?

[silvercrusader]

what kind of girl carries a gun?

[grilletto]

what the hell
i never said I was a girl!

1/2

[silvercrusader]

[silvercrusader]

well you never said you WEREN'T

[grilletto]

I DIDN'T KNOW WAS SUPPOSED TO

[silvercrusader]

well keep it in mind next time you use this for advice

it helps

anyway go shoot the fucker

[grilletto]

I’m not supposed to get near him
I promised someone
besides he can fight too and last time he almost took my gun
I’ve never had anyone pull that shit before

[silvercrusader]

how?

i mean walk me through it

i'm sorry polnareff

[grilletto]

okay so
I have an ability and he's got an ability, right?
I just happened to have mine activated when we met the first time
and he wanted to see it up close but I said no fucking way
so then he brings out this pink shit right?
like weird rubber
and tries to take my gun from me but I didn't let it go!

so he just drags with me with and ruins my pants
makes me shoot at him and ruins my sweater
or I guess I didn't really shoot at him
I shot at the bungee gum

[ oh fuck oh shit that's where he saw that user name before ]

but not before he grabbed one of my little guys and kissed him
and now he wants to do it again even though I told him that next time I was going to kill him

starts asking if he can take me shopping to replace what was damaged
asks me if i'm an s or an m or an h and I still don't know what a damn h is!!

no ur not and neither am i

[silvercrusader]

okay so

there's a lot here

but is your special ability just owning a gun because that's not being special that's pretty much just having the power to buy things

what is your little guy

by the way

like


let's just start there actually i've got more follow-up questions but they can wait

[grilletto]

huh?
no? it's tied to my gun
but it's not my gun
my little guy is part of my ability
there are uhhh...

yeah this is really hard to explain if you don't know what i'm talking about
i'm not talking about my dick though
there are six of them, they're Pistols
i guess
they're like spirits or something but they eat a lot
and they're part of me
anyway what else?

[silvercrusader]

[squints]

are you


do you have a stand