text; anonymous;

[grilletto]

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend

[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]

Comments

[grilletto]

shit
I mean my friend
He answers

[silvercrusader]

yeah okay ""your friend""

but anyway i dunno i mean

i guess if you want it to stop you could ignore em, then they'd get bored fast

but if you're into it

although that's a weird combination of shit like who asks someone else that they want to kiss a friend

[grilletto]

yeah
my friend

this guy has been a pain in the ass before and doesn't really give the option of ignoring them...

there's something else though
the whole clothes thing, right?
this guy ruined something of mine so he gave me money to replace it
but only because I wouldn't go shopping with him

so last night he asks me what I'm wearing and says it's because he wants to buy something for me for special occasions?

that's weird too, right?

[grilletto]

FUCK
MY FRIEND
NOT ME
HE

[grilletto]

what the hell
i'm definitely not into it!!!

[silvercrusader]

yo'ure really shitty at lying

you AND your friend

anyway

look

i mean it's kind of

clumsy

but it sounds like the guy's really into you

and i mean shit if i was a girl and some guy wanted to buy me things i'd take advantage, i mean, why not, right? you don't have to sleep with him or anything

[grilletto]

fine, okay, my friend is me

but shit, do you really think so? because this guy's a total freak
like a weird clown magician

I agreed to take the money before because he wasted my time
and I have other people I gotta feed
so I kind of need it

but not if he's gonna ask me a bunch of other weird shit, you know?

[silvercrusader]

yeah fair enough that'd get weird fast

so shut him down then if it makes you that uncomfortable

i mean shit if you need money there's jobs and shit

i mean I'VE got money if you're that desperate

[does he?? whatever]

[grilletto]

I told him I didn't need anything else from him
but he doesn't listen
he just kind of does his own thing??

I even said I didn't want to answer any questions but he kept asking
and even memorised what i wear

like what the hell, he only saw me once??

[grilletto]

wait are you offering me money too?

[silvercrusader]

i mean if your choices are "let a clown-man buy me things" or "let people who rely on me starve", uh, yeah?? not in a weird way i'm not gonna hti on you

i don't even know what you look like

[grilletto]

i don't think he's hitting on me
maybe not?

why does it matter what I look like?

[ christ mista, stop, don't make this weirder ]

[silvercrusader]

because that would

be a pretty big part in me deciding if i wanted to hit on you

but i don't

focus

[grilletto]

I'm focused!

but you just said that you weren't going to hit on me

so it doesn't matter, then

[silvercrusader]

that's my point i'm saying

look

my point is, ignore this guy

or if you need help find somebody to help defend you

rough him up a little you know? let him know he's not wanted

[grilletto]

i already shot at him once
i'm pretty sure he knows he's not wanted

so i can defend myself, but I'm trying not to see him in person at all
because he wants to kiss my stuff which is basically like kissing me
so gross

[silvercrusader]

jesus christ you have a gun? where the hell did you get a gun around here?

[grilletto]

it was with me when I got here?
why?

[silvercrusader]

what kind of girl carries a gun?

[grilletto]

what the hell
i never said I was a girl!

1/2

[silvercrusader]

[silvercrusader]

well you never said you WEREN'T

[grilletto]

I DIDN'T KNOW WAS SUPPOSED TO

[silvercrusader]

well keep it in mind next time you use this for advice

it helps

anyway go shoot the fucker

[grilletto]

I’m not supposed to get near him
I promised someone
besides he can fight too and last time he almost took my gun
I’ve never had anyone pull that shit before