text; anonymous;

[grilletto]

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend

[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]

Comments

[nipzips]

oh ...................

you kinda didn't make that clear

[ sorry?? ]

[grilletto]

you're not the first one
i just figured i'd tell you now so you don't tell me to do my make-up badly or something

i've tried telling him i'd kick his ass, it didn't work
i tried telling him i'd ignore him or block him and he said he'd come over
i tried playing along and answering some of his questions and he just got weirder
it's like i can't fucking win with this guy

[nipzips]

dude you better be careful

a buddy of mine had a stalker and she ended up kidnapping him

[ well -- koichi also ended up dating his stalker but nobody said araki writes good het. ]

[grilletto]

seriously?!

[nipzips]

yeah, and he told me she tried to feed him an eraser or something

[grilletto]

what the fuck??
why the hell would you feed someone an eraser??

[nipzips]

it was probably a punishment

i'm just saying there are lots of weird people out there

[grilletto]

punishment for what?!
who the hell punishes someone like that?

[nipzips]

my friend failed his english paper the day before

apparently she was trying to help him study by forcing him to eat paper or erasers when he'd get answers wrong




... they're actually dating right now

[grilletto]

HOLY SHIT
WHY???
IS HE OKAY??

[nipzips]

sometimes i really wonder about that ... koichi's a great guy but his decisions are kinda whack

i personally wouldn't date someone who kidnapped me a month before but i guess she's calmed down a lot

[grilletto]

dude
does your friend need some kind of intervention?
this girl's hot at least, right?

[nipzips]

he's back home. my other friend and i usually keep an eye on him, but they actually seem like a happy couple right now. if anything happens, i'm sure my other friend will step in.

... she is pretty hot though.

[grilletto]

oh shit really?
Most of mine are here but at least your friends back home are still together
so how hot? like model hot?

[nipzips]

whoa your whole gang got kidnapped by the moon

yeah model hot. but just because someone's hot doesn't mean they're dateable

[grilletto]

almost
it's better this way

so this girl he's dating, though
she's not dateable then?
i mean, she's gotta not be if she's feeding someone erasers

[nipzips]

i'd never date her, no matter how hot she looks. she's way too ... intense.

maybe i'm just pretty bad with these types.

[grilletto]

from the sound of it no one
should be able to.
I get being a tough girl but
shit that sounds like a lot to deal with

[ mista... you saw fugo stab narancia with a fork once but you draw the line at making someone eat an eraser??? ]