text; anonymous;

[grilletto]

[ Anonymous messages on the network seemed to be all the rage right now, and Mista wanted opinions. Answers? Something like that. Two nights of decidedly weird messages was exactly two nights too many. ]

weird question, but is anyone else getting fucked up messages in the middle of the night?

like text messages where people want to buy you clothes, kiss your friends and send you money?

asking for a friend

[ eta: everything coming from mista is still anonymous unless otherwise specified by a username in the subject line. ]

Comments

[nobodylikeshim]

I have a few people. It is always good to have a lot of toys around. Ha ha ha.

[grilletto]

TOYS?!
what the hell
what the fuck
i swear if you don't stop this shit i'm gonna block you

1/2

[nobodylikeshim]

Oops.

[nobodylikeshim]

But I want to keep talking to you. :(

[grilletto]

what the hell do you mean OOPS??

[nobodylikeshim]

I was only trying to push you enough to get you to kill me, but it seems like you've been pushed another way.

So. Oops.

[ Such a flippant tone! Is he serious??? Yes. Yes, he is. ]

[grilletto]

what the fuck
you were serious?
why?

[nobodylikeshim]

Maybe. ;)
But if I was serious, it is because your ability seems strong.

[grilletto]

do you ever say what you really mean
i swear you change it all the fucking time


[ don't you tell him you think he's strong!!! ]

[nobodylikeshim]

Mmm, noyes.
I suppose that I do.
But only because I'm searching for something.

[grilletto]

and you think you're gonna find it with me?
i'm gonna ask you one more time: is all of this just one really fucked up sex thing for you?
a lot of people are saying that's what it seems like

[nobodylikeshim]

Maybe.

And, oh yes.
But not in the way that they're thinking.

[grilletto]

yeah?
then explain it or i really will block you

[nobodylikeshim]

Mmm, sure.

The idea of fighting you makes me horny. :P :P Seeing you get mad makes me hope that you'll eventually become filled with rage and try to kill me on sight. Bothering you at night makes this feeling even more real for me.

So I say! :P

[grilletto]

what the fuck
i
honestly don't know what i expected
are you actually being serious right now?
you're not fucking around?

[nobodylikeshim]

Yea.

1/???

[grilletto]

oh

[grilletto]

gross

[grilletto]

that's pretty fucked up

i can't believe he's taking advice from dave strider DONE

[grilletto]

someone said i should send this to you

so
yeah
it's a hint

HE TRIED.

[nobodylikeshim]

Did you draw this for me?
How sweet.
I'll treasure it.

HE DID

[grilletto]

no!!
someone else drew it and told me to give it to you?!
don't treasure it!!
i'm trying to tell you no!!

[nobodylikeshim]

Ehh?
Who drew this for me?

[ The most important questions. ]

Mmm, yes, yes.
Shall I send you some more chroma to make up for this, too?

[grilletto]

just some guy who was trying to help me out
i didn't really get his name yet but it doesn't matter

[ FUCK don't offer him chroma, he needs the chroma but...

...doesn't it just encourage this behaviour??? ]

...no, it's fine whatever

[nobodylikeshim]

Please get it and tell me next time. :)

Aw, you sound so defeated.
It'll be okay, Mista. :)
Keep trying.
I'm sure you'll figure out some way to deal with me.