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[sarcaskick]

soooo new arrival here, gonna get right to the point
any ladies out there who don't really care about the cuddling or the handholding and just want to get to the good stuff?
the nitty gritty
knocking boots (i have pretty nice boots ngl)
hmu if you're down


also does beating the shit out of someone count for making chroma
just asking
lmk





p.s. hey beacon kids how ya doin ;)

Comments

[sarcaskick]

is that because it would make your new pal ren sad?

i get the impression he doesn't like me very much

weird

[unhappy]

I dont want to be an interplanetary fugitive because I bailed you out.
that's the nerdiest sounding criminal activity.

[sarcaskick]

i think interplanetary tax fraud sounds worse

[unhappy]

I don't think we pay taxes so that one is impossible

[sarcaskick]

doesn't that make it even worse?

[unhappy]

Yeah, but we actually have to worry about my thing.

[sarcaskick]

relaaaaaax, the rules here are the same as they were in that other place. i do what i want, and if they don't get in my way then it's fine. if they do, then i'm going to knock em down a peg.

[unhappy]

[ when has relax ever been a bone in her body ]

Thank you.

[ She trusts him as long as he actually.. says it. Not saying it means he didn't agree to it. And "same as in that other place" covers everything she was worried about so she'll accept that. ]

So we can get chroma from fighting?
How much chroma?
That sounds way more exciting than yoga instructor.

[sarcaskick]

[He doesn't acknowledge her thanks, because honestly he's not doing it for her. This is just Mercury living by the rules Mercury decided to live by.

For now.]

not sure yet. sounds like friendly sparring generates an okay amount, but a fight where both parties WANT to be fighting works too. so basically, no to mugging, yes to a throwdown.

[unhappy]

So this is just like a thousand more excuses for me to smack your arms.
🤣

[sarcaskick]

we BOTH have to want it

so arms, no

ass, yes

[unhappy]

All of you is an ass so that works for me.

[sarcaskick]

well THAT'S just not true

i'm also a dick

[unhappy]

So how much chroma do you think dick punching counts for

[sarcaskick]

i'm sure that's someone's kink. go find out.

[unhappy]

Pass.

Either way it sounds like you don't need my help with chroma so that'll make things easy.

[sarcaskick]

seems that way! but if you ever WANT to make your boys jealous, you know where to find me.

[unhappy]

I don't actually need to find you for that

[sarcaskick]

maybe, but i'd make it more fun

[unhappy]

you already almost got me in trouble in a public locker room
I don't need you adding to it >:(

[sarcaskick]

awww

but we both know that trouble is what i do best

[unhappy]

[ She's not going to lie, she realllly liked that kind of trouble. But she doesn't really want Mercury knowing that he got her thigh-fucked in a locker room because Akashi got jealous of a memory of them (and she had similar feelings of jealousy toward Akashi's ex-girlfriend so they were both pretty vulnerable and needy then). The last thing she wants to do is encourage him, but she also doesn't know how to discourage him.

Oh, wait. Yes she does now. She finally has the power to make him uncomfortable. ]

If I get in trouble for that I'm going to tell you about how much cuddling and ~romantic~ stuff I have to do to make up for it.

[sarcaskick]

don't

[unhappy]

don't harass my bfs then
❤️😈🤍

[sarcaskick]

then again, i COULD return the favor by giving you a play by play of the kinky shit i'm probably going to get up to soon

take pictures and all that