[anonymous] Guns for sale

[skinsuits]

I have a couple sniper rifles for sale if anyone is interested.
I expect to have a pair of assault rifles for sale next week, and I wonder if there are any potential buyers around.

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[skinsuits]

Honestly it depends how much others might be offering. For obvious reasons, I want to sell to the highest bidder.

I wish I took inventory of my stash before I turned up here, but I know for sure I have one German made HK416. What do you have against American guns?

[Which she only asks because most of what she has access to through her dimensional orbs are US military issue M4s and M16s. Hopefully no one asks how she came to have them.]

[sidecars]

Aw man, well what do you think you want for it?
Straight Chroma or is this gonna be a barter system thing?

I have nothing against American guns!
Excuse you, pal!
But who the hell else is making assault rifles right now?
Is that what the HK416 is?

[ He is so confused WHAT IS HAPPENING?? ]

[skinsuits]

In terms of chroma it's a little difficult to say what the value is. I haven't gotten a handle on the value of it yet, but how much are you willing to offer? I am open to trading though. Have anything that I might want?

[Bucky would have all the antiques.]

Oh, sweetheart. Are you from the 30's?

[sidecars]

From the 40's, thank you very much!
My rifle didn't come with me and it's been a real kick in the teeth the last two months!

Listen, I want these guns.
Both of them.
I'm willing to do plenty to get them.
If it could include things that AREN'T another fella's johnson anywhere near me I'd appreciate that.

[skinsuits]

Bucky?
That makes sense.

What do you need two of them for? Why wouldn't one be enough?
I'm tempted to ask you what happened with you and johnsons in the past, but I don't want to overstep.
You're on the right track with that sort of thinking though.

[sidecars]

I thought this was supposed to be anonymous!
Jeez!

Nothing happened with me and johnsons!!
I'm just saying if I get any preference on how I'm paying for these weapons, I'd like to say "No Thank you" to being on, near, or around them.

Well, sometimes I'm going to need a good rifle for distance.
And sometimes I'm going to need serious crowd control power.
It's all about context!

[skinsuits]

Sorry. Don't know anyone else who says "johnson" or "fella" so it was a pretty easy guess.

You sure? Want to tell me about it, James?
Maybe you just haven't found the right johnson.

One should be enough for now. I can only get two per month at the moment, so we can see about that second one another time.
Crowd control? I'll do you a favor and not ask for details about why. I will see what I can do.
How are you at massages?

[sidecars]

Fine! If I HAVE to choose, I'll take the assault rifle.

Depends...
Will I need to be on, near, or around a stranger's swinging dick?
If not, then yes. I'm definitely great at massages.

[skinsuits]

Excellent choice. I’ll contact you when I have it, handsome.


No. That is a very graphic description by the way. Do you want to talk about it?
We’ll see how the massage goes and go from there.

[sidecars]

Don't join the Army.
It's all recruits ever talk about.

Aces! I'll be waiting!

[skinsuits]

I think I've seen my fair share of swinging johnsons in my lifetime. It doesn't bother me anymore.
My ex husband wasn't always a fan of pants..or clothing in general.

So the army is what traumatized you?

[sidecars]

Holy moley, I'm not traumatized!
I am just stating what you future folk call "personal preference"!
That's all.
Sheesh!

DID YOU DO AC D<

[skinsuits]

Of course you aren't.
Oh, is that what it is?
If you say so.

um

[sidecars]

[ Siiiighing so long and so hard. ]

I do!
Give hand over that rifle ASAP and I'll do whatever it is I gotta do, okay?

extreme girigiri

[skinsuits]

Yeah, I'll come find you.
Or, I suppose I could invite you over.