Audio then Video | UN: oceangem

[riptidequeen]

[SO, she got that whole sex education thing done and dusted. Now she's trying to figure out the device a bit more so at first it's audio.]

Okay so it's like this, and oh!

[Visuals now! Showing anyone who is watching this a woman who is. Well. Blue, literally she's the colour blue. She mutters under her breath something that sounds like "Oh like the video call" before turning her full attention to the device.

Now to ask an important question, especially after what things she has seen so far.]

... Is sex really that important here?

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[gradual]

figuratively, darling? well, i'm sure you are. but in all seriousness now, what are you? a genie? ( he'd seen one in a cartoon once. it was blue. )

[riptidequeen]

No, literally. I am serious.

[She can't grant wishes, unless the wish is to be drowned.]

[gradual]

( isn't that interesting? he would have found it hard to believe if he wasn't stuck in some alien world. ) a gem is merely an object where i'm from. what type of gem are you then? sapphire? ( that is the most common. )

[riptidequeen]

My name is Lapis Lazuli.

[Sapphires are rare, high-quality Gems back home, so she's a bit surprised he'd think she is one.

Also, they're a lot shorter than Lapises.]

[gradual]

( well, well, well. back home the lapis lazuli happens to be a mystical stone that's enchanted by witches to allow vampires like him to walk in the sunlight. he happens to be wearing that particular gemstone right now as a ring on his finger. he'll switch to video on private mode now: )

Isn't this strange? I happen to have you wrapped around my finger. ( he points to the ring on his middle finger, smiling in amusement. )

[riptidequeen]

[Hope he doesn't mind her rolling her eyes at that comment. Because really?]

No, you just have some human jewellery on your finger. [Ain't part of her, her gem is whole and fine.]

[gradual]

Well, you're a gem and so's this. ( what? is this stone on his finger like a fake then? perhaps something that isn't pure? is she the mother of all lapis lazuli gems and he's wearing one of her errant children gone wrong? )

[riptidequeen]

No, no. I'm a Gem and that's just a gem.

[When she speaks about herself one could almost hear the capital G on the word gem, and not when she talks about his ring thing.]

[gradual]

( kol stares at her through the screen and he's silent for a good few seconds before he finally goes: ) Oh. Right. Well, that certainly clears it all up. You're a Gem and this on my finger is just an accessory. ( not just. it's the thing that's allowing him to walk about in the sun but for the sake of this conversation... )

Are you the only one of your kind in your world? ( what can he say? he's rather fascinated and curious to know more. )

[riptidequeen]

Now you've got it. [Her voice drips with sarcasm, Kol is so lucky he triggered Lapis' be a brat defences!]

And no, I'm not the only Lapis Lazuli. I'm just the only one here.