Audio then Video | UN: oceangem

[riptidequeen]

[SO, she got that whole sex education thing done and dusted. Now she's trying to figure out the device a bit more so at first it's audio.]

Okay so it's like this, and oh!

[Visuals now! Showing anyone who is watching this a woman who is. Well. Blue, literally she's the colour blue. She mutters under her breath something that sounds like "Oh like the video call" before turning her full attention to the device.

Now to ask an important question, especially after what things she has seen so far.]

... Is sex really that important here?

Comments

[trenchdoting]

Exactly! Who wouldn't be okay with a little hand-holding? Heck, pal, I'd hold your hand anytime!! [Then, quickly and bashfully-] I- I mean, only if you were okay with it!

[riptidequeen]

Maybe someone without hands? [She's just making a bad joke there.] And I wouldn't mind, you seem like an okay human.

[trenchdoting]

[He can't help but chuckle at that bad joke - and try to think up one of his own!]

Now... now you're really getting out of hand, pal!

[Gumshoe smiles brightly.]

Aw, you really mean it? I do try my best to be a model human!

[riptidequeen]

That... That was awful.

[But she still laughed a bit, so it wasn't that awful.]

Well, I don't know too many humans to be honest. But you remind me of a friend! And he's incredibly kind and nice.

[trenchdoting]

Well, can't win 'em all! [And it did get a laugh at her, so he'll be content with that.]

Does that mean I'm kind and nice? Aw, thanks pal! That's really flattering. I just try my best to help out where I can!

[riptidequeen]

It means you come across as kind and nice, so far.

[Even while complimenting, Lapis can somehow still be a downer.]

[trenchdoting]

Oh. [He won't let it get him down, though.] ...Well I plan to go a lot farther!! ...In being kind and nice, you'll see!

[riptidequeen]

I'll keep an eye out then. [She replies with a slight laugh and smile.]

[trenchdoting]

Oh yeah? Glad to hear it, pal! [He grins.] I'll do my best not to be a disappointing sight!

[riptidequeen]

[Alas Lapis is not one to make a comment on how Gumshoe isn't a disappointing sight ever, she'll just give him a quick thumbs up.]

[trenchdoting]

[Alas, it's alright. He'll take it! He doesn't thumbs up very often, but he meekly raises his own in turn and chuckles.]

Now... You take care out there, okay pal? It's a-okay to stick with things you're comfortable with!

[riptidequeen]

I will, and you too.