text. @Blade

[prizeneck]

currently looking for someone familiar with weaponry and comms tech
namely monomolecular films or something similar
and a connection from this communication system to a pair of sunglasses which may already have the interface installed

[What. babby's first network post and no hi? no thanks? sheesh.

Also, be aware that he's using voice-to-text and our lovely Siri may fuck it up because we all know how dictation tech goes.]

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i'm amazed at how you can make his rambles on the fly

[prizeneck]

That sounds like a franchise in the works.

[Man, if only dishes were the only thing this guy did.

The water stops, and for a second, he sounds very, very amused. It's a gamble, a very wide one at that. Because - knocks on the fourth wall - no one else ever plays from this canon anyway and meta aside, the likelihood of him ever showing up on this plane of existence is very, very remote.

But, he's done worse (or better, considering). ]

Think you're forgetting one detail, though. My arch-nemesis, Jesus.

Thank you!! Those are high paid compliments! :blush: I'll write them any time you want lol

[itsknighttime]

It sure damn is. You gotta start somewhere though and then dream big.

[[Dave is, for all intents and purposes, shuffling around in a tiny blanket nest in the corner of his room, time to be a lazy lump and talk to people. His mun is as canon blind as blind is, but the guy seems so damn cool, even to Dave.]]

Fuck me.
How could I forget??
That would be the other thing I'm useful for, the time travel arc. That enemy might even stem from the actual chance that you were trying to get to those other franchises? Maybe you go back in time to warn me from the first movie where I actually die that I have to dodge left and all you say to me, finally catching up is "Dodge left" and I don't get it. Mainly because you were just there, helping Karen move out and drove off. No car, you're on foot then at that point and it leaves me confused.

But man I dodge left and it fucks up the whole timeline. There's no such thing as a Delorean so we're super ultra hella fucked and have to figure it out by the same cool tech that trons the fuck out of your sight. I bet Bill Murray's in it too. That guy's in everything. Anyway, we've got to go back in time and see what shit fixes what shit so we can go back in the future and not fuck it up but still be baller. Totally not plagiarised. FYI when we're back in time and you're posing as Jesus in an under cover role to infiltrate the disciples, I'm changing the last dinner to Olive Garden.

[prizeneck]

[He chuckles again.] Look, I've been to one once or twice and I have nothing bad to say about Olive Garden. I think it's a legit choice.

[itsknighttime]

[[Dave likes that he can actually make someone laugh and it not be at him.]]

Oh man. The bread sticks though. You had free will to go and you didn't go there every night? Now i'm convinced you had more important spy ninja things to do.

[prizeneck]

Wasn't allowed off base that often. [An actual truth, but it sounds like bullshit from a movie anyway.]

Training was harsh back then. Glad the squad took me there, or I would have lived off instant ramen for the whole stay.

[itsknighttime]

Ho.lee.fuck. We have to find out if they have an alien Olive Garden. Or at least the bread type. Not on the base no more and nice as it is, don't gotta worry about if your boys are there to take you. We're free captives now.

[prizeneck]

What do you think it's called around here?

[itsknighttime]

Probably something dumb and to do with celestial crap?
Like green ovalmoons.

[prizeneck]

Are the ovalmoons even green here? [Not that he can tell.]

[itsknighttime]

A question for the god damn ages, science still doesn't know. But nah, I don't know if you ever saw colour before but shit around here is...

[He's looking around, give him a second.]

Vibrant against a dark backdrop I guess? I mean not exactly that way, but a lot of things are eighties as fuck in my opinion.

[prizeneck]

Wasn't born blind, yeah.

[That's actually an interesting tidbit of information, considering his own sight aid is composed by green gridwork over blackness.]

I did wonder if that was the theme. Guess the aesthetics match, huh?