[voice]; un: TheChancellor

[profanation]

[ The words are spoken with a lingering, loving attention. Every syllable is caressed by the tongue and lips before being allowed out. There's even a slight pause between words that makes the sentence measured and slow, like someone reading a line from an erotic novel. ]

You are now aware of your tongue.

Comments

voice; un: matriarch

[menphina]

[ ... sure must be a slow day if people are posting things like this.

Even slower if she's thinking of replying to it. ]

... are you sure? Think I'm more aware of yours right now. And not in the fun way.

[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

im aware of a man who isnt me that has an asmr kink rn
whats your social experiment about?

voice;

[synchroswim]

_{[Hear that? That's the sad, sad groan of a defeated Nobody.]}

Dude. What'd I ever do to you?

text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

oh my god fuck you i was wearing headphones
stop this

[profanation]

Well, of course I'm not sure your personal experience!

[ The response sounds friendly and amused. ]

Since I do have your attention, is there something that you could do for me?

[text]

[profanation]

Social Experiment?
I'm just an old man looking for a slice of fun pie :)
But you did remind me of something!

[profanation]

[ Ardyn laughs in response. ]

I do apologize, but it did get your attention, didn't it?

text

[profanation]

I sincerely apologize!

[text]

[itsknighttime]

yea usually when shit like this comes up
the guy making the youtube video screams
dude it was just a prank but since its asmr im a little in the air about what its supposed to be

oh shit
were going to play the game where i say what did i remind you of
and then if you say im not telling you
i absofuckinglutely promise i will ask you to tell me
if you want to play the game press 1 to continue if not please tell me it will keep me up at night
im not even being sarcastic

Re: [text]

[profanation]

You've given me a whole new option :O
1

[text]

[itsknighttime]

fuck
no really what is it
like at least give me a hint or something

is it bigger than a breadbox?
saltier than my ex?
throwbackier than bellbottoms?

[text]

[profanation]

:)
X)

[text] I gave you an f in the chat, but only because I do that all too often ♥

[itsknighttime]

ahhh shit
cmon now youre playing with my very sleep health here
im still a growing lad
ill end up short and then what?
youll look back on the past
probably over my head because i'll be four foot two
and be like
damn
all i had to do was tell him
this could have all been avoided
karen wouldnt have left with the kids and i wouldnt have had to speak to the manager on my own

audio; un: usernamehere

[omkara]

(First of all, what the hell is a username, second of all, is this addressed to him, third of all, he responds on accident...)

-at this thing is talking.. what did it say? Damn.. Oh. (There's gentle taps and scrapes coming through audio as well.) What did you say? (He finally figures out he's opened up a two-way-line.)

Hello? Can you hear me?

[profanation]

[ Ardyn listens with a bemused expression, then smiles at the question. ]

No.

[omkara]

(Oh, this is some bullshit right here.)

Fine.

thank you for this show of Respect ♥

[profanation]

Ah... this is a fate I'd rather avoid!
I'd best just spit it out for you...

[profanation]

[ Ardyn laughs. It sounds genuine enough. ]

Come now, how could any man resist? He'd have to take himself dreadfully seriously.

[itsknighttime]

[[To which there is like a long pause, because he's trying to see if t here's a followup message, and this is worse than that one song where you're waiting in antici...]]

oh my god
yes
yes it would
please dont have like fallen asleep
or been sent home like right in the middle of telling me
i swear to god i will reverse this god damn timeline
i will turn this timeline around and no one will get to go on the family trip

[profanation]

Would you fill out this survey for me?
It won't take a minute!
:)

[ Wasn't that worth it. ]

[menphina]

Try to get to know me and you might have a chance. Your voice isn't that unfortunate.

[ At least she's amused? But the next question makes her blink. ]

Depends on what you're expecting me to do. What is it?

[profanation]

Could you fill something out for me? I'd be such a happy man if you did!

[menphina]

You really expect a stranger to care for your happiness?

[ But why not, she's still got time. ]

Sounds fun. What do you want? If it's something perverted, I'm just going to tell you ahead of time to be original.

voice; un: magichands

[slyguy]

Interesting. I've also heard it's best not to notice every time you blink. You really shouldn't pay attention to it at all.

[itsknighttime]

god damnit not only are you a telemarketer
youre a god damn asmr telemarketer who earned my damn survey clicks
and my admiration
no one trolls that hard but me
i cant even be fuckin mad because im too aware of my breathing and my tongue in relation to my fuckin breath

good show