prismatica | [Text; un: turntechGodhead]

aight so last month i asked you guys for software to fuck with and make some beats
my dudes you delivered faster than motherfuckin dominos

now its my turn
lemme drop you a beat
lemme give you that aural pleasure i know youre all craving
hit me up with a genre or a word or a feeling or someshit like that and ill see what i can do
i got my forte but i got to do something out of the box here at least
if youre not sure hit me up with a dj dave spin me a tune

im here to serve
peace

[Locked to Dirk]
yo man if you see this
i got one just for you
if not
then youll never see this
which is cool i know youre busy

[Locked to Karkat]
not only do i have some smoothass beats for you best bro
i got you somethin youre really gonna want
it aint even a dick joke

((OOC: I'm actually going to be making these loop tracks for babby practice so it may take me a few to get them into the post. They may be shortish and corny. I'm no proper DJ and it's fun to pretend lol. PS Permission post for colour & things. ))

((Edit Oct. 2nd: Had a few people ask last night if I'm doing them still and yes! I'll do them until the interest dies down and have been convinced there needs to be a concert for musical sorts around here and those who want to help or learn. So I'll figure that out some time in the future. Thank you for the lovely reception on these and since a some said they were going through the comments, here's a list except Bro's.))

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Oh, DJ Dave of the Knight Class, will you arrange something soothing for me?
I'll play it in the clinic as a bit of a boost. 😌💕

( Give her that sweet sweet synthwave or whatever he feels appropriate, she'll leave it in his capable hands. )

giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
just let me weave my web
i got some lo fi for that high fine
you get their body healing on and i will heal the shit out of their soul
gimme a few and i got you
prepare yourself

I'll be eagerly awaiting your healing beats.
Which reminds me, have you been checking your mail?
I should think it would have arrived around now.

( What the heck is she talking about? Why, a medal (or badge, there's a pin clasp on the back just in case) that appears to be handcrafted by a tidy welding hand, engraved with "Sir Dave Strider of the Knight Class" over a red gem. Since he's always wearing it and typing in it, of course. She didn't know where he lived exactly so she gave it to the city's couriers to figure out. )

dont you worry i got fingers flyin on keys i didnt know existed
shit
i have mail?
its been a longass while since i had a mailbox let me go check

[[The next message that comes in is somewhere along the near line of finding and figuring out he had an actual mailbox and that there's actually something for him in it.]]

ok normally i have a lot to say
but wow this is the nicest thing anyones ever done
close second to at least feeding me until i could feed myself i guess but like holy shit
i dont even know what to say aside thank you

[[You can b e t he is already wearing this]]

howd you even get this??

I should hope so; it's been a few days and you can't be that hard to track down.

( But she waits patiently as she's sure he's on the hunt for his mystery package or weaving some sly music for others here, so she's back to work until her device lights up again and buzzes at her wrist. She flicks the screen back up and just smiles.

For her, it was all of twenty minutes on a break from another project; she hopes it isn't too cheesy. )

"Thank you" is more than sufficient, I promise.
And there's a saying in some language about a good chef inspiring quiet meals.
It was a fun little project with a bit of scrap from a recent cybernetic frame I was putting together for a patient; I hope it suits you.

nah this is the nicest thing
idc what you made it from
but um
cybernetic frame huh
that sounds
very robotic
someone lose a fight with a blender?

maybe i can give them a hand
ok that was a bad joke but i only semi regret it

I'm glad you like it. ♥
As for the frame, no, no one lost any fights with blenders.
It's to help someone walk who's currently unable to, without actual surgery.

But I love the music!
Thank you so much, bad puns aside. 🤭

its on me right now and over my dead body its leaving me
jesus h
ok this isnt a pickup line but its about to come off as one
im serious like are you an actual earthly saint?
theres no way that a human can exist who gives a fuck this much about people

[[oh. Oh even better she likes it.]]
yeah im glad
thats cool
youre welcome

Then I'm glad you REALLY like it; and that I didn't make it too big.
Luckily for you I'm 37.
I don't often take much as flirting these days.

Have you never met any other doctors? I promise at least half of us are this dedicated to what we do.
We go into this career for a reason, after all, and it isn't always for the money.

[[Attached is a picture of his shoulder in his red godtier outfit as usual, plopped straight on it is the medal where it should be right aside his time symbol on the right hand side.]]

whys that not that it was
like im talking myself into a grave here but why just because youre thirty seven
one day im going to be thirty seven and i need to know the cut off dates

im good
i choose you
lucky for you im immortal so you dont have much upkeep to do

( The picture makes her smile; it matches his clothing well enough, at least, and she's glad he likes it. Save! )

Very handsome.

And also because it's inappropriate and illegal as an adult to indulge in such things with minors, primarily, and that taboo has sunk deep into society over the generations.
I don't mind a bit of teasing, of course, but much beyond feels incredibly unthinkable.
Older always seems acceptable, but younger than a few years always feels strange, even as you age.
It's a little different for everyone.

It wasn't a contest!
I didn't doubt your loyalty as a friend, I promise.
Or a patient, now, I suppose.
I don't mind if you require some maintenance along the way though, all right? 😉
I would much rather be able to assist and mitigate any pain even if you heal.

it looks good
stayin where it oughta be

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck you meant me
my brain left the building
i thought you meant in general and i was thinking shit man i better get all this out of my system before thirty seven
great this lets me pull out all my best lines test them out and you can rate them out of ten
that way i can win over all the ladies before i hit the flirt limit

friends good too
maybe
probably better someone else sew me up than me do it while im waiting to heal

Yes, I meant you, Dave. You're very handsome.
Congratulations!

I'm glad your brain's returned.
But yes it is individual preference to a degree. Legalities to another. Being a proper human being yet another.
One's brain doesn't finish its development until the age of 25, you know.
That's about where the line is drawn on either end. The impression of one half from the other is quite stark.

But please run all your best lines by me; I'll be a fair critic. 😉

And I'll be your very professional and gentle friend with the suture kit.
Please don't ever hesitate to reach out.

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you know who it be

aaaaayyyy its his favourite lady he never shuts up about

that's a good match for her favorite knight dj son!!

b e s t mom. Bro has to step his game up now. Also sweetest lady.

get on her level bro, be kind 💞

yeah! ...okay he's not so bad right now. still no medal.

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