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prismatica2019-10-02 11:26 pm
smellslikemountains) wrote in prismatica2019-10-02 11:26 pm
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01 π video c/o Konoha
[Those who know Lunatia's local centaur lady will probably recognize Konoha's face as the video cuts in... way too close up at first. But thankfully she pulls it away from her, and, with a few taps on the lens with her finger, turns it to reveal... another centaur! A much bigger, buffer, and male centaur, but yeah, that sure is a sweaty fellow with a bunch of lumber?]
Gonta! Here you go, it's working now! All you have to do is talk to it as if you were talking to actual people.
[For a moment, Gonta squints at it with his one good eye. And all of Lunatia gets to enjoy an eyeful of nearly shirtless buff sweaty one-eyed horseman with a large plank of wood over one shoulder.]
Uh...
[He was about to talk, but it suddenly feels awkward. He isn't sure... is this people? This is so surreal... but his eye just goes for Konoha and he clears his throat, trying to compose himself.]
So... uh... the machine things. They stopped working well when those jellyfish came. I smashed some. And the Prismals took the rest away. Uh...
[By the great mountain, this is so awkward. He scratches the back of his hair. The video sways a little in Konoha's grasp, and a little "Mmm, that's good! Now you just have to ask!" can be heard before- oops, there's some fingers in the shot, don't mind that.]
Alright, alright...
[Gonta composes himself, straightening his back, looking every bit a majestic, strong jinba with a long piece of hard wood.]
Without the machine things around, we need help to complete our new home and farmstead! I'm hoping to get this all done before the month ends. I'll be hoping for your assistance.
[And he bows respectfully towards the camera. The camera bows too???? Until Konoha remembers she's holding it and so her bowing too probably isn't a good idea, straightening back up and turning it around way too close to her face again.]
We'll pay you some, of course! And I'll make meals so you don't have to worry about that, either!
[One more bow and the feed cuts out halfway through Konoha's "Good job, Go-"]
Gonta! Here you go, it's working now! All you have to do is talk to it as if you were talking to actual people.
[For a moment, Gonta squints at it with his one good eye. And all of Lunatia gets to enjoy an eyeful of nearly shirtless buff sweaty one-eyed horseman with a large plank of wood over one shoulder.]
Uh...
[He was about to talk, but it suddenly feels awkward. He isn't sure... is this people? This is so surreal... but his eye just goes for Konoha and he clears his throat, trying to compose himself.]
So... uh... the machine things. They stopped working well when those jellyfish came. I smashed some. And the Prismals took the rest away. Uh...
[By the great mountain, this is so awkward. He scratches the back of his hair. The video sways a little in Konoha's grasp, and a little "Mmm, that's good! Now you just have to ask!" can be heard before- oops, there's some fingers in the shot, don't mind that.]
Alright, alright...
[Gonta composes himself, straightening his back, looking every bit a majestic, strong jinba with a long piece of hard wood.]
Without the machine things around, we need help to complete our new home and farmstead! I'm hoping to get this all done before the month ends. I'll be hoping for your assistance.
[And he bows respectfully towards the camera. The camera bows too???? Until Konoha remembers she's holding it and so her bowing too probably isn't a good idea, straightening back up and turning it around way too close to her face again.]
We'll pay you some, of course! And I'll make meals so you don't have to worry about that, either!
[One more bow and the feed cuts out halfway through Konoha's "Good job, Go-"]
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can be there tomorrow βοΈ if it's okay π
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you like salt fish? tomorrow i make!
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i just might not be able to fully enjoy your cookin
how do i put this
π can't chew
only swallow
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π like... egg? i cook quail egg!
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it just might look a little weird while im doin it
so make your fish
[A runny yolk does sound good right now, though.]
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i make fish!
[AND QUAIL EGGS, YOU CANT STOP HER]
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kay good
your man wants to fight π
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he makes you look tiny on the πΊ
red π maybe cause π¨π + π to fight
but β€οΈ fight
π will be fine
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if both want fight is okay...
but too much i kick! hard! okay?
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is warning.
i REFEREE.