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[An image appears on the screen, Nemuri's looking into the camera, looking slightly concerned and very disheveled. And apparently her hair is now very... not hair. It's become tentacles, colored just like her normal purple-black hair.]

Last month I woke up to wolf ears and teeth along with the ability to smell everything in a five mile radius.

Today I wake up to my hair becoming tentacles and with half a mind of their own.

Anyone willing to help me wrangle these things into a ponytail or something? They keep smacking me in the face. I'll pay in Chroma. [There's a suggestive wink as she says that.]

Comments

[r_ratedcostume]

Endeavor. Get your myths right. Medusa's hair was snakes, not tentacles.

I'm sure they'd slap you though.

[fireface]

Close enough.

Do they have suction cups on them?

[r_ratedcostume]

...not even close, come on.

Yes, they do.


...

Why, you into that?

[fireface]

Maybe you should have put more work into hero duties than mythology.
It's too late for that now at your age, isn't it?




WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

[r_ratedcostume]

It's a hobby, on the side.
I do plenty of hero work, Number One. I just have children to take care of too, for my other job.


[Blow kiss emoji]

[fireface]

Hm.
So you say.



!!!

[r_ratedcostume]

Do you think Principal Nedzu would have hired me if not?



Let me know if you want to come visit and find out~

[fireface]

No, I suppose not.


I am married, so I have no interest in anything that you are offering.

[It's a lie, but it'll help keep him on the right track. Resisting temptation is usually easy, but with all the Iris moon things that have started to change his way of thinking, it's becoming less easy.]

[r_ratedcostume]

Of course.