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[hauhra]

Need a costume for that Halloween party you'll be going to at the end of the month, but can't come up with any ideas? Got too many ideas and not enough time to review them all? Then have I got the post for you! Tell this genuine ghoul your costume woes, and get expert advice in all things spooky back.

Of course, my expertise comes with a small fee of 100 Chroma for each costume recommendation. [ suspicious? maybe. ] But you can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket, right? So come on! Give it a try. I promise you won't be disappointed!

Comments

[godcards]

No. That's still too much to even pique my curiosity.

If you insist on a deposit, I will only pay it if it is refundable. If I don't like it, I want my Chroma back. It IS a finite resource after all... And why should you get to reap all the benefits when you aren't providing anything in return? That's hardly fair.

10 Chroma deposit MAYBE if you make it refundable. You haven't convinced me that your services are worth it.

[hauhra]

Is that why you're desperately trying to get me to lower the price so that you can afford it, then?

[godcards]

No, it is because I refuse to be swindled.

[hauhra]

You say that as though I'm forcing you to buy my services at knifepoint.

[ maybe get off prismagram and touch grass, malik ]

[godcards]

[ no!!!! ]

The least you could do is come to a reasonable compromise... A preview before payment. Or else I can't pay in good faith. Anyone would know that!

[hauhra]

Fine.

A nonrefundable deposit of 15 Chroma, and a final cost of 35 Chroma if you like the recommendation.

[godcards]

10 Chroma deposit. Then I'll pay the other 40 if I like the recommendation.

Final offer.

[hauhra]

All right then, 10 Chroma. Deal.

[ He's definitely gritting his teeth at his communication bracelet right now. He had been hoping for more gullible takers. ]

Now pay up.

[godcards]

My, my! You sure are hasty all of a sudden... But very well. I expect to not be disappointed.

[ Ffffine he'll send it. ]

[hauhra]

Thank you. 👍

[ ectoplasmer sent file asdfghjkl-costume.jpg ]

[godcards]

GIVE ME MY 10 CHROMA BACK

[hauhra]

Sorry, all deposits are nonrefundable.

[godcards]

NO!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!

[hauhra]