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[hauhra]

Need a costume for that Halloween party you'll be going to at the end of the month, but can't come up with any ideas? Got too many ideas and not enough time to review them all? Then have I got the post for you! Tell this genuine ghoul your costume woes, and get expert advice in all things spooky back.

Of course, my expertise comes with a small fee of 100 Chroma for each costume recommendation. [ suspicious? maybe. ] But you can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket, right? So come on! Give it a try. I promise you won't be disappointed!

Comments

[hauhra]

Yes, and that's where my expertise comes in.

The undead are naturally going to know more about being a spook than the living. We have to do it year round, after all.

[itsknighttime]

oh wow
would you look at that
theres that taste again
mmm mm
yummy foot in my mouth
my fuckin favourite

so im not a complete fuckin tool is that what you prefer? undead or like is there some other way?

[hauhra]

Were this my home world, ghost would be an apt description.

Here, however, revenant is technically more accurate.

[itsknighttime]

revenant also sounds more badass if you ask me
you didnt but im saying it under the guise of easier way to say it and not sound like i have no opinion
i mean i do and dont have no opinion
but you get it
im sure

ok so cool revenant i can do that
revenant who im sending over that shit right now for you

[hauhra]

It does, though I do miss being able to flicker the lights and respond to humans with whispers and knocks. That kind of haunting is the most fun, but it's also a lot less scary when you're corporeal and look just like them.

Still, watching humans slowly start to realize that you're dead can be fun, too.

[itsknighttime]

now youre just fucking with me
which is fine i get it
but some little piece of me wants to believe you were off fuckin with people just like that
or rustling clothes
or a waltzing robe
or in a mirror
or oozing walls or something

man
ive met dead people who would disagree but you should be a motivational speaker for the dead because you dont sound boring dead you sound fun dead

[[There is now a fun dead.]]

[hauhra]

Whoops! You caught me.

But don't worry; I still have plenty of ghost cred, or whatever it is you kids are calling it these days.

My spirit was once tethered to an item, you see. However, that item was cursed even before it became my seemingly permanent home.

You see, over the years, all sorts of horrible things happened to everyone who's ever tried to wear it... death, souls being burned to a crisp, possession... you name it. And of course, my own attachment to it made it that much spookier as well...