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Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[killful]

people taking candies from babies. has that happened before?
have you seen it happen?
i'm such a cool guy, i'd never let it happen, but that's not important
the problem here is you're not cool enough!
you're literally one of the nerdiest people i know

[ That's not true. He doesn't keep lists, because he's not a nerd. ]

[nipzips]

i think it'd be kinda gross to eat a lollipop that a baby slobbered all over

[ yan qing you are talkative. ]

what?? i'm definitely kewl!! how am i a nerd? [ how can he be more kewl, he is taking tips ]

[killful]

[ kewl... ]

LOL
ok mr. pompadour!
tell me why you're kewl

[nipzips]

... well

listing it out just makes me less cool, doesn't it!!!

[ he shouldn't have said he was 'kewl'. that also makes him less kewl. ]

[killful]

LOL
sure
well
honestly I don't care if you're cool or not...
right now
I just wanna see if you can Get It

[nipzips]

get like ... dates ?

well, it's alright if nothing happens. i'm not dying to find someone or anything ... i was just bored when i replied.

[ he's popular with the grills back home but he's not going to start bragging about it because that makes him Uncool. ]

[killful]

[ That would be very uncool. Fortunately, Yan Qing can be uncool and brag for the two of them. ]

same
you wanna hang out or something?
I just came up with a cool move and I wanna try it out

[nipzips]

a cool move to, uh, pick up chicks ...? are we still talking about this?

[killful]

What?
No.
Forget about that.
I meant a cool move to kick ass with
You in?

[nipzips]

oh ... [ he's never gone girl-hunting with another guy before and kind of wanted to try it but fine!! ]

hold on, are you asking me to come out so you can kick my ass?

[killful]

[ girl-hunting... what's that... you mean some guys have to look for girls? (kill him.) ]

My guy, if you're just gonna assume you'll get your ass kicked, then I already know exactly how uncool you are 😊

[nipzips]

[ wow...

josuke actually has no problem getting attention from grills at home but he somehow wants to go hunting for chickz with another guy because male ... bonding ??? ]

well, i'm not hitting you for no reason, dude. [ he's a PACIFIST. ]

[killful]

tch

[ yeah... he typed it out ]

yeah well
your mom is fat and your dad never loved you
and you're free so I'm gonna look for you right now!

1/2

[nipzips]

[ wow ....... the maturity. ]

MY MOM IS NOT FAT!! you take that back

[ his mom is a supermodel, thanks!!! ]

[nipzips]

and, uh. fine, i guess ...

[ yq you must be so bored. ]

i'm at prismaplace

[killful]

[ he is so bored. and lonely. where are titus and pyra? (literally on this post.) ]

LOL
thanks
your mom's still fat!

[ he's there in like less than a minute because fate/ servants are scary fast. only he doesn't know exactly where josuke is, so he looks for him until he spots a familiar pompadour in the distance.

That's when he leaps at Josuke with a dropkick. ]

OI, FATTY!

1/2

[nipzips]

[ Josuke doesn't actually expect the guy to meet him this quickly. When Yan Qing does show up, Josuke is distracted with staring at his phone, looking really ... tired and exhausted really. ]

What's this guy's deal -- [ Insulting someone's mother is so immature, and he's the teenager here! Also, his mom is a supermodel. He doesn't take criticism about this.

He's so distracted he gets kicked right in the head. ] OOF!

[nipzips]

[ And falls right onto the floor, bumping his chin. ] What the fuck?! Why are you kicking me for no reason?!

[ Why is Yan Qing like this?! He's the worst already. ] And I'm -- I'm not fat.

[ Don't make a teenager insecure about his weight. He's 181lbs but it's all muscle, ok? ]

[killful]

Those muscles are gonna be fat if you don't fight me!

[ Fortunately, all Yan Qing does is stay in position. No sudden kicks! Just obnoxiousness. ]

Get up, boy! I'm testing your ability.

[nipzips]

[ Oh, so that's what this is about. Josuke is, unfortunately, not hot-headed enough to fight someone just because they're obnoxious at him. IF THEY INSULT HIS HAIR THO...... ]

Forget it. Fighting for no reason is stupid, and people just get hurt. [ He's a pacifist! Until someone insults his pompadour. ]

I already have a work-out routine, anyway ... [ He will maintain his figure nicely, thanks. ]

[killful]

[ He smirks. ]

Hehhh. My routine is way better, though? It made me super hot, and it doesn't even mess up my hair? Ah, but I see. Your hair already looks dumb, so there's no point in switching it up! Hahahahaha!

[nipzips]

[ wow i guess we're having a fight thread in the dating post

Something within Josuke snaps and his otherwise relaxed personality takes a complete turn. He stands up now, a disproportionate fury burning in his eyes. ]

What the fuck did you just say about my hair?!

[killful]

[ maybe we should move it. we are so sorry avdol.

Oh, is that all it takes? Yan Qing cackles. He probably shouldn't be so proud about provoking a teenager into attacking him, but that's just the kind of jerk he is. ]

You heard me, kid. I think your style is shit! Wanna change my mind? Or are you gonna stand there and take it?

[nipzips]

[ nah zach can DEAL ]

[ Josuke might have calmed down after getting a punch in or two if the culprit actually looked remorseful, but Yan Qing keeps on provoking him, only fuelling his fury. There's actually nothing going on in his mind right now, no trace of his actual personality. Nothing but violent thoughts about how much he wants to pummel this guy for insulting his hair. ]

Say that again, dipshit!! [ His stand, a huge pink ghost, manifests behind him, fists clenched and ready to carry out its user's orders. ] Say it again so I can fucking kill you! [ Josuke rushes over, his stand floating in front of him now to deliver a barrage of heavy punches in Yan Qing's direction. ]

wow idk how stands work

[killful]

[The grin on Yan Qing's face falters for a moment, eyes widening at the sudden appearance of a new challenger (?). This kid has a Servant? Josuke doesn't give him a chance to think. All his focus is on the ghost's fists as he dodges each blow. Finally, he grabs the shoulders of the ghost and launches himself over Josuke, forming a graceful arc before landing a fair distance behind him, both feet and one hand on the pavement.]

Good, good! Nice killing intent you got there.

[Yan Qing pushes himself off the ground and gets in position. That caught him off guard, but that just means he may have found someone good enough to match his skill. It goes without saying that Josuke's hair is the last thing on his mind...]

Now it's my turn!

[Like a ball of raw energy, he charges at Josuke, throwing a series of powerful kicks at every angle.]