text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[sarcaskick]

cradle robber?

[cadeuces]

What does a large cat have to do with stealing children?
I assume is what that means.

( Look she's from Switzerland and 2076, the slang doesn't translate well but she can make an educated guess about a "cradle robber". (It's not very educated, apparently.) )

[sarcaskick]

[for all the slang he's had to teach since arriving here he should have a PhD himself]

i'm saying you have a thing for younger men

[cadeuces]

That is usually quite the opposite case, actually.
Wait, how old are you...?

( That dread settles in like a chilly fog. )

[sarcaskick]

did you think I was old because of the hair

i'm like

21

[cadeuces]

No, I thought you were closer to my age because of your behavior.
You already seem to know exactly who you are and exactly who you want, and that is a rare trait to have until later in life.

( Plus, you know, the general impression he gives of his poor outlook on the world. )

You surprise me yet again, Mercury.

( Apologizing is a moot point no matter how inappropriate it feels, now. They'd both enjoyed themselves just fine. Sighs. There's no use getting hung up over it now; at least he was still over 20. )

[sarcaskick]

why yes, i AM very mature, thank you. do me a favor and tell my friend emerald, she needs a laugh

and we're only getting started. you'll find i'm full of surprises.

[cadeuces]

Well, I won't get ahead of myself until I know you a bit better. 😉
I suppose that means we're still on.
I'm sure you'll find plenty of surprises in me, as well.

[sarcaskick]

"still on"?
what, did you think i was gonna run away because you're older
please

i guess i'll see what i find next time i'm in you, then.

[cadeuces]

I wouldn't have been upset with you if you had, honest.
It's ended up being quite the gap.

Oh, you took it literally. Well then.

( Now she really will have to figure something out to surprise him. )

[sarcaskick]

it might shock you to hear this
so brace yourself
but i don't give a fuck

should i not have? are you going celibate on me?

[cadeuces]

That about fits with what I've gleaned from you already, yes.

I don't think such a thing is possible in this place, to begin with.
About the only thing you will find inside my body would be nanomachines.

[sarcaskick]

you'd be surprised, lot of prudes around here
nanomachines though
is that the key to looking a decade younger?

and re: the above

[cadeuces]

I'm not a mother, either, if you intended to ask.

[sarcaskick]

so you're not a milf, okay
















do you know what a milf is

[cadeuces]

I'm from the year 2076; I've offhandedly heard of some of these terms before, but they're very antiquated and I don't know what they mean, no.
This device isn't translating them well.

[sarcaskick]

oh this will be good

milf is a











one of those things where each letter stands for something, whatever that's called

can you puzzle it out?

[cadeuces]

An initialism.
I assume the M stands for Mother, then, but as for the rest...

My intelligence is mostly in biology and medical sciences, with a touch of engineering for cybernetics.
Language not as much.
Which is to say, I haven't the faintest clue.

[sarcaskick]

i'll make it a little easier

Mother
I_
L_ _ _
(to)
F_ _ _

[cadeuces]

Mother, I'd Lie to Fans
That isn't very nice, and it certainly isn't me, you're right.

( Now she's just taking the piss, tbh. That was enough hint she gets it. Especially considering, well.

Her dynamic with him thus far was "very successful booty call". )

[sarcaskick]

see
i want to say you're kidding
but i've come to realize recently that slang is like an alien language here
so


are you kidding

[cadeuces]

I did intentionally miss a letter to make that a bit clearer, but just to so we're crystal: I speak Swiss-German, traditional German, English, French, and then conversational Arabic.
Slang is almost always completely lost on me; I'll apologize in advance.

Yes, I was kidding, and I'm quite sure what a milf is now, thank you.

I'm sorry I don't have anything to share with you in return, unless you'd like drecksau.

[sarcaskick]

ah, so you'll need someone to teach you dirty slang
alas
what a grave burden i must carry

... drecksau sounds like it would be a food that would smell weird.

[cadeuces]

I'll be an avid student, I promise.

Drecksau is quite literally a filthy sow, but its connotations go a ways beyond that. It's essentially a multipurpose, nasty insult to fling at anyone.
Or it could mean they're simply a slob.

( See? She's cool. In other languages. Sort of. )

[sarcaskick]

are we going to go all-in on the roleplay here, because i'm sure you could buy the uniform somewhere.

so when you say you have nothing to share with me unless i like drecksau, you're basically saying you have nothing to share with me except for filth.
see
i'm okay with this