text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

and re: the above

[cadeuces]

I'm not a mother, either, if you intended to ask.

[sarcaskick]

so you're not a milf, okay
















do you know what a milf is

[cadeuces]

I'm from the year 2076; I've offhandedly heard of some of these terms before, but they're very antiquated and I don't know what they mean, no.
This device isn't translating them well.

[sarcaskick]

oh this will be good

milf is a











one of those things where each letter stands for something, whatever that's called

can you puzzle it out?

[cadeuces]

An initialism.
I assume the M stands for Mother, then, but as for the rest...

My intelligence is mostly in biology and medical sciences, with a touch of engineering for cybernetics.
Language not as much.
Which is to say, I haven't the faintest clue.

[sarcaskick]

i'll make it a little easier

Mother
I_
L_ _ _
(to)
F_ _ _

[cadeuces]

Mother, I'd Lie to Fans
That isn't very nice, and it certainly isn't me, you're right.

( Now she's just taking the piss, tbh. That was enough hint she gets it. Especially considering, well.

Her dynamic with him thus far was "very successful booty call". )

[sarcaskick]

see
i want to say you're kidding
but i've come to realize recently that slang is like an alien language here
so


are you kidding

[cadeuces]

I did intentionally miss a letter to make that a bit clearer, but just to so we're crystal: I speak Swiss-German, traditional German, English, French, and then conversational Arabic.
Slang is almost always completely lost on me; I'll apologize in advance.

Yes, I was kidding, and I'm quite sure what a milf is now, thank you.

I'm sorry I don't have anything to share with you in return, unless you'd like drecksau.

[sarcaskick]

ah, so you'll need someone to teach you dirty slang
alas
what a grave burden i must carry

... drecksau sounds like it would be a food that would smell weird.

[cadeuces]

I'll be an avid student, I promise.

Drecksau is quite literally a filthy sow, but its connotations go a ways beyond that. It's essentially a multipurpose, nasty insult to fling at anyone.
Or it could mean they're simply a slob.

( See? She's cool. In other languages. Sort of. )

[sarcaskick]

are we going to go all-in on the roleplay here, because i'm sure you could buy the uniform somewhere.

so when you say you have nothing to share with me unless i like drecksau, you're basically saying you have nothing to share with me except for filth.
see
i'm okay with this

[cadeuces]

If that's something you're interested in I suppose I can note it down.

In the context of slang, that is absolutely correct.
In the context of the rest of life, I would at the very least share my dessert or coffee with you.

[sarcaskick]

it would be kind of funny since usually the teacher's supposed to be the older party
but hey i'm down
call me dr. black

woah woah woah hold on there partner
that sounds worryingly like a date
red alert
penalty
bad angela

[cadeuces]

It would be a fair twist of fate for me; I used to be the young prodigy tutoring older college students.
What will our first lesson be, Dr. Black?

( See? She can play along. )

A date?
Can't a lady eat a parfait by the water fountains in the plazas?
It isn't as though it's hard to find me out and about.

[sarcaskick]

i'll find some colorful vocabulary for you to study
we'll work on showing you the definitions of each
work our way up to a pop quiz

see now you're telling me where to meet you
nice try

[cadeuces]

I'll be looking forward to it.
Will I be punished if I could get full scores?

And truly, I have neither dessert nor am I at the plaza.
I'm still at the clinic with nothing to show for it but a patient appointment in half an hour.
It was theoretical.

[sarcaskick]

i get the feeling that for you
"punished" and "rewarded" might blur a little
pretty sure i wouldn't hear you object to being bent over the desk for some discipline

ah HA
trying to get me to surprise you with a parfait at you place of work
gross
how could you

[cadeuces]

They may blur just a little, you're right.
But it's sweetest when there's balance.
Would it have to be a desk?
I at least like to reciprocate attentions.

( As he well knows, by now. She doesn't much like to stop touching; that's punishment of its own. )

Well, I certainly wouldn't be opposed if you did, but it was certainly not my intention.
I could ask about ten other people who will gladly do so, because they know they're well-rewarded for their efforts.
I'm affectionate and I know how to show my thanks.

( Wink. Wonk. )

[sarcaskick]

isn't the whole point of punishment to NOT just give you what you want?
if you want something better then ace the quiz
maybe i'll even let you pick the reward.

[ ... as long as it's not like. Cuddling up on the couch and reading a book or something. ]

and now you're trying to tempt me with jealousy!
do you know no SHAME
you monster
well joke's on you, there's no way i'm going to fall for that
definitely not going to swing on by and make a mess of your workplace
nope

[cadeuces]

Could you stand it?
Denying me what I want.

( You know, when it's him. And usually pleasing him, more specifically. )

All right, all right, I'll be properly ashamed.
I do apologize for trying to encourage you to make a mess of me.

( Should she be watching the door? )

[sarcaskick]

would i get to see you beg?
because if so, then yeah, i think i could manage.

damn right you're sorry.
now make sure you're cleaned up and proper
so when i DO make a mess of you soon it's obvious

[ she should absolutely be watching the door ]

[cadeuces]

Highly possible, really.

I'll be waiting. ♥

( So we don't outright turn this wholesome post into (any further) sexting.

Oh, honey, that was far too easy. You talk a good game yet here you are, suckered right in. Not that she's complaining. Just mentioning a parfait really made her want one before it gets too cold out to enjoy it.

Meanwhile, bongocats for a parfait!!! )