text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[grilletto]

what the hell is that supposed to mean?

[teaserving]

nope i cant talk about it

[grilletto]

hey! no, you don't get to do that to me!
fucking spill it

[teaserving]

do you really want me to say it
do you really

[grilletto]

yeah, obviously

[teaserving]

[teaserving]

nah
i wont do you dirty like that
even though it'd be real easy

[grilletto]

seriously?
what the fuck, if you're not gonna tell me
why bring it up in the first place?

[teaserving]

i made the wrong assumption that you'd put it together
that's on me for counting on you to have a decent memory

[grilletto]

whatever
i have a good memory

[teaserving]

ok
fine
but i want you to realize in this moment
what i say next
it's not my fucking fault
and you cant hold it against me

[grilletto]

fine, yeah
got it, i'm not gonna hold it against you

[teaserving]

ok so

[teaserving]

i should've guessed you wouldn't know seeing as how you haven't even gotten laid yet in your life

[grilletto]

oh

[grilletto]

fuck

[teaserving]

well in your case not yet
bam

[grilletto]

that was low even for you

[teaserving]

no that was pretty light all things considered

[he hasn't served you piss yet sir]

[grilletto]

yeah well
give me some advice or something
shit

[teaserving]

like
romance advice or fuck advice

[grilletto]

uhh
both
maybe

[teaserving]

ugh ok
first of all
do you even want to date at all or just get laid

[grilletto]

shit
i don't know?
dating would probably be good
if you're dating you can do both

[teaserving]

i can tell you that relationships is like a partnership
you work together. you talk things out. you try to accommodate each other. the person you're dating should be someone you respect but also they need to respect you.

i cant really give sex advice on girls tho
but i guess just try to figure out what they like
and if they dont know just tell them to tell you what feels good and what doesnt
make them feel confident about enjoying themselves ok?