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prismatica2019-10-12 09:45 pm
shivvymetimbers) wrote in prismatica2019-10-12 09:45 pm
The Worst Mukbang in History [video]
[It takes a moment for the footage to start but once it does, the audience is awarded with the gloriously grotesque sight of this squirrelly bastard nomming on what looks like a neon green crawfish. Why crawfish? Well, Bastien is quite partial to seafood no matter what season it is. That and the fact he managed to fish this poor bastard out himself.
Which leads to the question everyone must have at this point, why is he filming this? It might have something to do with the agonized screams of this bright-colored crustacean.
ARGH! YOU SON OF A WHORE!
[That wasn't Bastien, folks. That was the crawfish.]
That was my leg, ya lil shite! My good leg too!
[Bastien pauses in mid-bite, his teeth clutching the rump of this feisty crustacean.]
Get off me, you nasty bugger! Help! HELP!
[The crawfish’s pleas for help don't fall on deaf ears. Bastien eventually lets the little jerk go. The crawfish curses him the hell out for his transgressions before hopping back into the water with a splash. That's when Bastien turns the screen back to himself with a sigh.]
Thinking of going ’veggies only’ if everything breathin’ howls like that.
[Not all of the marine life talk but that sucker does. It’s rather off-putting.]
Which leads to the question everyone must have at this point, why is he filming this? It might have something to do with the agonized screams of this bright-colored crustacean.
ARGH! YOU SON OF A WHORE!
[That wasn't Bastien, folks. That was the crawfish.]
That was my leg, ya lil shite! My good leg too!
[Bastien pauses in mid-bite, his teeth clutching the rump of this feisty crustacean.]
Get off me, you nasty bugger! Help! HELP!
[The crawfish’s pleas for help don't fall on deaf ears. Bastien eventually lets the little jerk go. The crawfish curses him the hell out for his transgressions before hopping back into the water with a splash. That's when Bastien turns the screen back to himself with a sigh.]
Thinking of going ’veggies only’ if everything breathin’ howls like that.
[Not all of the marine life talk but that sucker does. It’s rather off-putting.]
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as a matter of fact she is here, but don't get your hopes up. she might actually be the worst person alive
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I know I used to get teased by my cousins a lot, but they're decent enough.
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Whenever they're not threatening me with bodily harm. Dealing with other merfolks is kind of tough.
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okay, well. it's like that, except minus the 'decent enough' part. and instead of 'bodily harm' it was 'actual death.'
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Hate to break it to you, mate, but your sister sounds like a fricking psychopath!
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you know what though, i'll let you make your own decisions. long black hair, red eyes, always wears red and black. you can't miss her if you see her. her name's raven.
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Say what's your name again? I don't think we truly introduced ourselves or my memory is getting worse.
The name's Bastien Courbis, Captain of the Devilfish, my old ship.
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Qrow Branwen. i'm a huntsman. we hunt and kill those aforementioned monsters.
you don't have a ship here?
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No, my ship...well, let's just say she didn't survive the adventure prior.
The Imperials sank her to the bottom of the sea.
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guess it wouldn't be much use here in Lunatia, anyway
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Missing them mighty fiercely lately.
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they went out doing what they loved and what was important to them, though
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Do you by into the whole idea of life after death? A Wiseman, who suspect wasn't so wise, claimed reincarnation is real.