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prismatica2019-10-12 09:45 pm
shivvymetimbers) wrote in prismatica2019-10-12 09:45 pm
The Worst Mukbang in History [video]
[It takes a moment for the footage to start but once it does, the audience is awarded with the gloriously grotesque sight of this squirrelly bastard nomming on what looks like a neon green crawfish. Why crawfish? Well, Bastien is quite partial to seafood no matter what season it is. That and the fact he managed to fish this poor bastard out himself.
Which leads to the question everyone must have at this point, why is he filming this? It might have something to do with the agonized screams of this bright-colored crustacean.
ARGH! YOU SON OF A WHORE!
[That wasn't Bastien, folks. That was the crawfish.]
That was my leg, ya lil shite! My good leg too!
[Bastien pauses in mid-bite, his teeth clutching the rump of this feisty crustacean.]
Get off me, you nasty bugger! Help! HELP!
[The crawfish’s pleas for help don't fall on deaf ears. Bastien eventually lets the little jerk go. The crawfish curses him the hell out for his transgressions before hopping back into the water with a splash. That's when Bastien turns the screen back to himself with a sigh.]
Thinking of going ’veggies only’ if everything breathin’ howls like that.
[Not all of the marine life talk but that sucker does. It’s rather off-putting.]
Which leads to the question everyone must have at this point, why is he filming this? It might have something to do with the agonized screams of this bright-colored crustacean.
ARGH! YOU SON OF A WHORE!
[That wasn't Bastien, folks. That was the crawfish.]
That was my leg, ya lil shite! My good leg too!
[Bastien pauses in mid-bite, his teeth clutching the rump of this feisty crustacean.]
Get off me, you nasty bugger! Help! HELP!
[The crawfish’s pleas for help don't fall on deaf ears. Bastien eventually lets the little jerk go. The crawfish curses him the hell out for his transgressions before hopping back into the water with a splash. That's when Bastien turns the screen back to himself with a sigh.]
Thinking of going ’veggies only’ if everything breathin’ howls like that.
[Not all of the marine life talk but that sucker does. It’s rather off-putting.]
[video] ; un: thedevilfish
The last thing I want is bad karma for tryin' to eat that bloke. The food around these parts is as strange as hell.
[video]
[Please don't ask, it's complicated.]