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prismatica2019-10-12 09:45 pm
shivvymetimbers) wrote in prismatica2019-10-12 09:45 pm
The Worst Mukbang in History [video]
[It takes a moment for the footage to start but once it does, the audience is awarded with the gloriously grotesque sight of this squirrelly bastard nomming on what looks like a neon green crawfish. Why crawfish? Well, Bastien is quite partial to seafood no matter what season it is. That and the fact he managed to fish this poor bastard out himself.
Which leads to the question everyone must have at this point, why is he filming this? It might have something to do with the agonized screams of this bright-colored crustacean.
ARGH! YOU SON OF A WHORE!
[That wasn't Bastien, folks. That was the crawfish.]
That was my leg, ya lil shite! My good leg too!
[Bastien pauses in mid-bite, his teeth clutching the rump of this feisty crustacean.]
Get off me, you nasty bugger! Help! HELP!
[The crawfish’s pleas for help don't fall on deaf ears. Bastien eventually lets the little jerk go. The crawfish curses him the hell out for his transgressions before hopping back into the water with a splash. That's when Bastien turns the screen back to himself with a sigh.]
Thinking of going ’veggies only’ if everything breathin’ howls like that.
[Not all of the marine life talk but that sucker does. It’s rather off-putting.]
Which leads to the question everyone must have at this point, why is he filming this? It might have something to do with the agonized screams of this bright-colored crustacean.
ARGH! YOU SON OF A WHORE!
[That wasn't Bastien, folks. That was the crawfish.]
That was my leg, ya lil shite! My good leg too!
[Bastien pauses in mid-bite, his teeth clutching the rump of this feisty crustacean.]
Get off me, you nasty bugger! Help! HELP!
[The crawfish’s pleas for help don't fall on deaf ears. Bastien eventually lets the little jerk go. The crawfish curses him the hell out for his transgressions before hopping back into the water with a splash. That's when Bastien turns the screen back to himself with a sigh.]
Thinking of going ’veggies only’ if everything breathin’ howls like that.
[Not all of the marine life talk but that sucker does. It’s rather off-putting.]
RL took a chunk out of me. I'm doing my tag as personal focus-not-on-rl goals regardless of age.
my mom was kind of a bitch though so i guess its ok if they were a bitch?
maybe not still
dunno
im not going to be callin anyones mom a bitch
but its made me think of the words more cause its nothing for someone to say son of a bitch and go on but really
were callin someones mom a bitch if its a person and not an object were mad at
i mean if its a wooden table youre stubbing your toe on maybe its calling mother nature a bitch?
hm
food for thought for that talking crustacean that im mildly horrified by
its ok to say love
its not a dirty word unless you make it a dirty word
i dont need to know how to swim though like full disclosure you versus me in my way of getting across a body of water? i win
if its swimming
you likely win by default
or maybe not maybe im not ready to commit to loving land
weve only been together for sixteen years
ah fuck yeah man here
[Dave does send him the code, the way he can change his colour and a picture of the code as well, underlining the colour area.]
mines red so i put red but if you just put the word blue or green or yellow it should do it for you
try it lets see