text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

I'm bored and hungry.

The best and worst pizza toppings. Discuss.

[Just a little shitstirring while he waits for the pizza he ordered to arrive.]

Comments

[teaserving]

first of all: you're fucking wrong
second of all: i work at the worst restaurant in this town that thinks that exact thing and guess what it's ketchup instead of any tomato sauce at all
third of all: YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG

[zunge]

You've clearly never had Currygewürzketchup.

[teaserving]

why this hell is this a game changer
im prepared for you to be wrong

[zunge]

It's the superior ketchup of the world. Great on meat and fries. I've never had it on pizza, but I'd try it.

Too bad, it's not negotiable.

[teaserving]

i would try this once and look at you in the eye so i could be prepared to projectile vomit it on your face
so you know how wrong you are

[zunge]

Find some Currygewürzketchup and I'll come with my poncho so it all splatters back on you when you discover your taste buds are just broken and unable to appreciate good curried tomato.

[teaserving]

oh its fucking on brat
what's your name

[zunge]

Noiz. My name is Noiz.

[teaserving]

leone abbacchio
i'll be in touch fucker

[zunge]

I'll be waiting, Opinionated Pizza Eater Leone.