text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

I'm bored and hungry.

The best and worst pizza toppings. Discuss.

[Just a little shitstirring while he waits for the pizza he ordered to arrive.]

Comments

[4leafring]

best: pudding
worst: hot sauce

[zunge]

Pudding? Why?

[4leafring]

'cause
pudding's good, pizza's good
add both, and it's double good

[zunge]

That sounds like the most bullshit logic for combining those two I ever heard.

[4leafring]

but pizza's like bread, right?
like a bread cake.
i think it makes sense...

[zunge]

Pizza is for meat, cheese, and vegetables. Shit like that. Pudding is some fru-fru sweet dessert.

[Nevermind that someone earlier was talking about some places having specially designed dessert pizzas. Those apparently exist. He just finds the idea of pudding pizza some kind of joke.]

[4leafring]

Says who.

[ he'll die on this hill if he has to ]

[zunge]

Says me.

Also, I bet the very suggestion would give Italy himself nightmares.

[4leafring]

you don't own pizza. the pudding stays.

also, joke's on you, italy's not a person. it's a country.

[ that he met when he was a drunk disaster a couple of months back. ]

[zunge]

Italy is a country that happens to be here on this planet in the form of a person.

1/2

[4leafring]

[4leafring]

you don't have to try THAT hard to win a pizza argument

[zunge]

I'm perfectly serious. He commented to my post. So did Vietnam and Germany.