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[zunge]

I'm bored and hungry.

The best and worst pizza toppings. Discuss.

[Just a little shitstirring while he waits for the pizza he ordered to arrive.]

Comments

[koboreta]

Best: hot sauce.
Worst: pudding.

[zunge]

You and the guy above you ought to fight that out.

[koboreta]

We've had this discussion a few times before, but since he's sitting next to me, I'm sure we'll bicker over it again in a matter of minutes.

In all seriousness, though, my answer was honest. Pizza tastes best with hot sauce or some type of spice to bring out the flavor.

[zunge]

Enjoy torturing your tongue, I guess.

[koboreta]

I don't know if I'd call it torture, but food is the most delicious when it makes your tongue burn even hours later... Is that strange?

[zunge]

Yes it's strange. you horrify me.

[koboreta]

You wouldn't prefer pudding as a topping over hot sauce, would you?

[zunge]

I wouldn't put pudding on pizza either. But pudding is fine on its own. Hot sauce is vile.

[koboreta]

I see... How do you feel about peppers?

There's nothing wrong with pudding, but I can't imagine it on pizza either, which is where the problem lies.

But at the same time, everyone should be allowed to have their own opinion... As long as nobody minds me putting hot sauce on my own slices, there's really no reason to argue.

[zunge]

Anything spicy hot, I'll pass. Regular peppers are fine.

Hey I'm not stopping people from putting what they want on their own pizza. They're free to, just as I'm free to judge their poor taste. :P

[koboreta]

So you lean more toward regular pizza toppings, I'd imagine? There's nothing wrong with that either.

Fufu. There are some questionable choices out there... Looking through this post has been interesting, so thank you for making it. I doubt it's made you any less hungry, though.

[zunge]

Yeah, a lean. But in the end regular or uncommon doesn't matter. I really only care how good it tastes.

Hungry enough that the pizza I just finished wasn't enough.

[koboreta]

I wonder what the pizza companies would do if you ordered several varieties with all of these different toppings? You've done your research, after all, so it would be a shame to not put it into practice.

[zunge]

I doubt the companies themselves would care as long as their products sell.

[koboreta]

I wouldn't be surprised if you unknowingly persuaded several people into ordering pizza tonight.

[zunge]

At least two people said they wound up going for pizza.

[koboreta]

See? If this had been a market campaign all along, you would have succeeded with flying colors.