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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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[bratworth]

That seems unlikely. If she was intending to do so, why would she attach her name to it?

[princessascended]

Careful. If he shoves it in too hard you might choke.

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[killful]

Aww, come on. You know I wouldn't do that to my clients.

[The thing about killing an emperor thing isn't even true, but he'd be damned if it didn't get Percival to pick up, so.

Nyehhh!]

I'm just calling to make a sales pitch. I know no one likes a telemarketer, but you'll give me your time, right? It'll only take five minutes. Five minutes and I'll be out of your hair forever! I really hope that won't be the case, though. I'm not trying to pressure you. I'm just being real!

[keythatconnects]

Don't give him ideas!

[nodus]

Sort of, but not really at the same time. LmaO has a number of champions that, while yeah, they have the same kit of abilities to use, they can still all be played differently depending on a person's style. And while there are rules to follow, new strategies can be made all the time - even with the existing content.

Not to mention, the game itself isn't fixed. You have developers constantly updating how certain champions worked, adding new abilities, changing the meta by making some champions more viable than others, creating new maps, shifting their own rules -

The only real difference is no one dies, so I'll agree that the stakes are not inherently the same. It just isn't as simple as you think.

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[originbullets]

I'm not saying she did it, but do you not expect her to have gone through every response received on this app?

( Be logical, Edgeworth, and trust no one. )

[princessascended]

Too late for that!

[nodus]

You'll probably find champions that suits your style, but you'd have to learn how to be flexible too. It shouldn't be that bad though.

[synchroswim]

yeah man! like i'd settle for anything less

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[bratworth]

Of course. I have no issue with match-making so long as all participants have consented.

[originbullets]

Danke schön. I never thought my eyes to be considered anything special, but I'm glad you like them.

( To that other part... )

I suppose you could say I've been doing alright.

( He developed fox traits like a week ago. That was weird. )

What of yourself?

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[bratworth]

I didn't know you spoke German.

[keythatconnects]

Although... In order that to happen he would have to bake and him baking would be worth it.

[hymnals]

I'm not sure if 'fun' is the word I'd use.

[necessary, important, serious ... those are the terms he prefers.]

In any case, I'm familiar with all of those schools, but I practice mostly Light and Shadow these days.

[princessascended]

Vanitas baking would be worth you choking on a cookie.

[Good to know he values himself so highly- oh right.]

[trenchdoting]

Of course they are! I never heard of someone wearing just one shoe before. Who does that?

...She doesn't know. This is top secret stuff, pal!

[keythatconnects]

[Yeeeeeah.]

Well, Ven wouldn't let him kill me. And imagine him in an apron that says something silly. That makes it worth it.

[ciao]

i'm looking forward to it captain!
i'll make sure to bring you food too
anything you prefer??

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[originbullets]

Japanese, German, English, even some Tagalog. I spent about the past ten years living in the Western part of Germany, before and after the wall came down.

( That should tell him which era in time Kiritsugu came from. )

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[bratworth]

How old did you say you were again?

[loewenbien]

I'd apologize for him, but it's how he is. He should take responsibility for himself...

And he's my... boyfriend, I guess. That's difficult enough on its own when he gets like this. Why's he calling you names?

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[originbullets]

( You could just look??? on his profile??? )

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[princessascended]

You mean like "Moonlace the Cook" or something?

[keythatconnects]

Wait now I kind of want that apron.

[princessascended]

Alright, if I find an apron like that I'll get it for you. You've earned it.

[Since he's apparently a Master Chef now in addition to everything else.]