Meep Morps [video]

[riptidequeen]

[It's a video! Of a somewhat messy living area, mostly because Lapis has turned anything she doesn't need or want, into fuel for art. Which is what she's got the device filming for, as the main focus is something under a sheet (that honestly has seen better days).

Of course, the owner of the device shows her face and Lapis gives a smile and a wave.]

Hello again, everyone. I've been busy with getting used to this place and finding things to do. [That isn't sex-related.] So I thought I'd get back into mee-- [Oh wait, no one here will get it.] Art. I used to do art back home.

[And she's going to go and uncover that thing she has the device focused on finally showing off... Trash art, kind of cobbled together out of various things she could have found around. So yes, there are some busted sex toys in there. What it is supposed to be? Up to the viewer, it's abstract!]

I call this "A week on Lunatia" since it took me that long to gather everything in it. [It's horrifying to think of how she got the stuff, maybe.] I guess I'm wondering if anyone else around here does art? Or something else like it.

Comments

video!

[nipzips]

Oh, that's like ... abstract or whatever. I never get this stuff.

[ God, he sees the dildos now. ] Where'd you even find those things?

[riptidequeen]

In the trash. Most of it really shouldn't have been thrown out, in my opinion. [She shrugs.]

No-one stopped me after all.

[nipzips]

Holy shit, that means they're used --!! You shouldn't touch that crap!

[riptidequeen]

[Confusion! Lapis just tilts her head to one side.]

All of it is technically used though.

[She doesn't get what is wrong.]

[nipzips]

The other junk's fine, just -- The d-dildos over there! Shit, if I were you I'd wash my hands a billion times right now.

[riptidequeen]

What you mean one of these? [She picked up a few extras so now she's holding up one that is actually busted, like in half, for all to see.]

1/2

[nipzips]

[ Muttered, to himself: ] How the heck did they break it ...

[nipzips]

You oughta ... put that down. Seriously. You don't know where it's been.

[riptidequeen]

Alright then.

[She'll just toss it over her shoulder, as it hits the floor with a thunk it also rolls towards Lapis' "art" and...

One of the... devices in it is not as broken as one would think. As the sculpture is now buzzing, which sets off a few more and really it just adds to the whole thing.]

[nipzips]

[ Oh, what the heckie is going on behind her. He just watches in weird horror and awe. ]

That looks like something that's going to come to life and try to end humanity ...

[ But after he says that he feels bad? Because it's her 'art'. ] Uh. But in an artsy way. [ Saved!!! ]

[riptidequeen]

[She notices the noise and looks at her art.]

Oh, I thought they were all broken and didn't work. I even checked them, at least I think I did?

And thanks? [She's going to try and get it to stop buzzing, without breaking it.]

[nipzips]

[ Usually, the sight of broken things compels him to want to fix, but in this instance maybe he'll leave them alone. Mostly because you can't pay him enough to touch a used vibrator.

Jesus, she's touching them again! She really doesn't know!!! ] You don't know what those things are, huh?

[riptidequeen]

[LOOK her knowledge of sex before coming here was really really bad fan fiction, and then it was that "educational" post!!!

Of course, the more than five-thousand-year-old sexless alien has no idea what they are! She's more worried about her art breaking itself, which thankfully won't happen as she manages to get it to stop.

For now.]

It's just junk, right?

[nipzips]

It is junk, but -- it's a ... special kinda junk. It's actually really gross, that's why I keep telling you not to touch it.

[ How long can he procrastinate explaining it to her --

He is 16, he is not qualified for this. ]

[riptidequeen]

How can junk be special? And it's only as gross as everything else.

[He can either actually explain ooooor bail.

BAIL JOSUKE, BAIL.]

[nipzips]

[ He is VERY TEMPTED TO bail but he would feel bad letting her continue to touch ... what someone might have put into their ass. ]

You're a gem-person, so you probably don't know ... Okay, remember that sex post Abbachio made?

[riptidequeen]

[Bailing would be easier for all involved.

At the question, she nods.]

It's kind of hard to forget it.

[nipzips]

[ Good boys don't let nice girls TOUCH NASTY DILDOS. As he struggles to explain, feeling both unqualified and like he'd welcome the grim reaper right now, he's both flustered and looking a bit constipated. ]

Right. Right. So. Those things -- are kinda like that. Only, some humans use it ... when they're alone.

-- Don't ask me how I know that!! [ He's 16 of course he watches porn. ]

[riptidequeen]

Okay...

[She still doesn't get it, kind of. Also, Josuke looks not well. So she'll not touch any of her art stuff for the moment and she'll disappear off-screen to clean her hands, and when she comes back she'll ask one thing;]

Are you okay then?

[nipzips]

I'm fine ... [ Now he's just tired. Someone else explain. They need an adult. Well, he's hoping she got the gist of it and he did hear the sound of water, so she's washed her hands. Maybe his job here is done (but you didn't do anything). ]

I promise I ain't trying to be a buzzkill or anything. [ He's just a good citizen. ] This whole art thing you're doing is pretty wholesome actually. Looks almost fun.

[ He's bored enough to make meep morps that don't involve disgusting trash or sex toys, yup. ]

[riptidequeen]

Mm. It's something to pass the time, only I have to go and find stuff to make it with unlike when I lived in the barn.

It was full of stuff that wasn't being used.

[Teach Lapis about not junk art, Josuke, and save her from ever having to touch another sex toy that isn't hers personally.]

[nipzips]

[ Yeah he's the worst person to ask about art but he probably could direct her to Rohan -- an actual artist. ]

A barn, huh? Farm-girl's pretty much the last thing I'd expect looking at you. [ And isn't she also a rock!! He's wondering how this all adds up. ]

[riptidequeen]

[She'd probably annoy Rohan since her art isn't exactly... Normal art.]

Oh, we had a farm too. It was quite nice.

[nipzips]

So is that what gem-people just do ... [ Not what he had expected at all, honestly. Then again, aliens do seem connected to farm life somehow. ]

Guess aliens just love the farm life, huh? Have you ever made a crop circle ...

[riptidequeen]

Oh no, it was just what Peridot and I did! We didn't have much excitement at the barn, and she used to be a Kindergartener... [Oh wait, that might mean something different.] A Gem who ran the places that grew new Gems, that's what a Kindergartener is, by the way. So she wanted to try growing something on Earth, and that's how the whole farm thing started.

[No crop circle though.]