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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

Comments

[unhappy]

i could just do it anyway while you're asleep nbd

[sarcaskick]

do you really want to start that war

do you

[unhappy]

mabe

[sarcaskick]

think your boy toys would appreciate it when they find out i broke into your room to take an embarrassing selfie

just sayin

this doesn't end well for you

[unhappy]

don't break into chihiro's house






btw i moved in with chihiro forgot to tell you

[sarcaskick]

oh







okay then allow me to repeat myself
THIS DOESN'T END WELL FOR YOU

[unhappy]

you dont let me have any fun
:'(

[sarcaskick]

you let yourself get domesticated

you neutered the fun

[unhappy]

im not a cat lol

[sarcaskick]

the point stands

[unhappy]

it sounds more like i'm just more creative with fun than you
since i can have it without kicking something or threatening to violate your home
step up your game

[sarcaskick]

you literally

said

you were gonna do it in my sleep
where do I sleep emerald
tell me

[unhappy]

thats not violating your home thats invading and redecorating

[sarcaskick]

emerald you would make a really awful lawyer

[unhappy]

oh no what will i do with my law degree now

[sarcaskick]

guess you're out of work

good luck on the streets

[unhappy]

ill just be a gold digger in yoga pants i guess
i mean trophy wife
i mean

[sarcaskick]

ahhhh
truly living the dream

[unhappy]

maybe i can start a fight club after yoga class

[sarcaskick]

will they all still be in yoga pants
if yes sign me up
if no



i mean sign me up anyway i'll just be slightly disappointed

[unhappy]

im not gonna rule it out
yoga pants are super comfortable

and chroma encouragement or whatever etc

[sarcaskick]

"chroma encouragement" is a very nice way of saying fight club might shift into fuck club

[unhappy]

look whatever club you hold after i hold fight club is your business

[sarcaskick]

we'll be tycoons of industry, emerald

[unhappy]

can anyone complain about membership fees if they're making chroma from both activities?
we're geniuses