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[unhappy]

Hey, so, I don't know my birthday.

(If you want to know why, click here for all the bg info you need)

How do you pick one?

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[despairing_hope]

It was not uncommon in the past for age to simply be counted at the turn of the year. So you could always just make that your birthday.

[unhappy]

yeah but then it runs into new years and a lot of people have warned me against holidays
since people are super stingy

[despairing_hope]

I suppose. I've never really celebrated birthdays, so I wouldn't really know about that. Your close friends should give you something nice regardless though.

[unhappy]

my friend says i should lie and tell people i have like ten different birthdays to scam for gifts i kinda figure i shouldnt listen to him
as hilarious as it is

[despairing_hope]

I imagine people will catch on to that pretty quickly, though I suppose is there are any restaurants that offer deals for such things you could rotate around?

[unhappy]

Thats what I said
Also you ruin your cred at the restaurants if you do that and they catch you and I don't want to get kicked

but my point wasI have like 1 friend and he's a dick so he's not going to give me something nice