⏪ text | un: fantasma | DEAR ABBA part the second

[teaserving]

hey
so it looks like you guys are asking a million crazy questions again

well guess what here i come the foundation of wisdom leone abbacchio
ask your questions anonymously or whatever
i'll answer
since all of you are desperately asking for advice all the time!

ps: did you know your moonblessing can swap
just found out
fucking nuts

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[torsion]

Completely platonic, of course.
I get the feeling it's gonna be kinda depressing.
Feel a little bad for Larry.

[teaserving]

saw some people knocking the idea
honestly it looked like he has his heart in the right place
legit if you wanted i could go with and actually make something and we can say we both made it but also still bring beer

[torsion]

My partners say I can be pretty pessimistic and negative sometimes, but I don't know.
It's a nice gesture. You know aside from that last part ha ha.

I wasn't messing with you. :)
I'll bring whiskey, too. I think it's pretty much required for the holidays.

[teaserving]

yeah im not sticking around for that bit either haha
anyway i think you're just being practical

cool
guess i'm practicing cannolis anyway so i'll bring some of those
hell yeah whiskey :)

[torsion]

Ha ha, I knew I liked you for a reason! ;)

Oh, hey! If you need help I have a pretty decent hand for them.
More well-versed in French pastries, but I have some practice.
Alcohol might be the only universal holiday tradition.

I'm just going to wear jeans instead of leggings or sweats, so don't dress up.
Unless you want to, I guess.
Can meet you there or somewhere else, if you want to do a little pre-gaming. Heh.

[teaserving]

hehe :D

how good are you at frying pastry

ok so low dress code cool
i'll just wear a hoodie or something
hell yes i would love that

[hagrides]

You are more worthy than you think you are.

Death is a difficult thing to think of. It is a necessary part of life, even when it happens to those close to you, but it is painful. I would not presume to deny him that pain.

[teaserving]

sometime i'm gonna have to tell you why that isn't the case

yeah.
still he gets my sympathy.
when will the ritual happen?

[hagrides]

In my time, about a day from now, depending on when the Knight chooses to complete it. [The boss fight is difficult, so it could take a while.] In the time the Knight comes from, and the time my dear child has been summoned from, it has already happened.

[moonlightalter]

Now I wonder how many people are offended by that fact.

not at all anon in the slightest, he's not even gonna try

[loungelizard]

What's the right way to organize an orgy?

[...that doesn't involve drugs, Ocelot.]

[torsion]

I can do it.
If it's really delicate, I can't promise anything since it's been a while.

I suspect everyone else will be casual so it's fine.
Takes a lot to get me tanked, but I think I'm gonna try to get there.
It's on me since you're so graciously being my date.

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[nobodylikeshim]

you're doing cute things, again 😍 😘 🥰

advice, huh? hmmmmmm! how do you get someone to fight you to the death? 🤔 🤨

video

[coralroot]

[ And he sees the image pop up of...a teenage girl? ]

Yeah? Been wanting to for ages but like, stove. 'Least I know how to now?

Thanks.

[teaserving]

oh hey
larry right?

i think it might go over better if people know what kind of person you are
your heart's obviously in the right place and i think you made your intentions pretty clear
but you're also new and people might find it kinda creepy
even though i have also totally asked for one night stands openly and publicly before
i dunno why that'd be any different really

anyway
let people know who you are besides The Orgy Guy
i think they'll warm up to the idea better probably

[loungelizard]

Yeah, that's me.

Are you sure that's all there is to it?

Just to lay it out: we all show up on this weird crystalline planet, get told that the very fate of the world depends on our ability to make physical connections, then we're given a wink, a nudge, and a Smartphone device. What else is there to intuit from that?

But as soon as you propose an orgy it's all "oh, don't do that" and "oh, think of the children." You'd think it was the first time someone ever propositioned an orgy on the Internet before.

[teaserving]

probably at least half but you know what sometimes you gotta accept the truth we're all furries now fuckers

[teaserving]

then it'll happen probably no matter what anyone does

you should probably talk to your friend about this grimm
maybe they'll see that the time here spent will be like a second chance or a way to extend what time you have left

that's how i've been seeing it

[teaserving]

nah but thanks

i guess ask someone "hey fight me to death"?
im assuming this isnt serious

[teaserving]

you'd be surprised
at least half the people here come from a place where the internet doesn't even exist
so they probably think it's uncouth or whatever the fuck

honestly i personally don't care and i kinda saw where you were going with that
i mean it's not hard for people to say "no thanks but i'll show up for food"
but then a lot of people were either endeared or flustered by my sex ed post awhile ago

[nobodylikeshim]

ha ha ha 🥰😍😘

naaaaah it isn't serious at all but I felt you could use some fun, ridiculous questions 😆😅😂🤣

[teaserving]

Uh, sure.

Anything else?

[teaserving]

thanks i appreciate that
i could stand to have goofier questions

[nobodylikeshim]

right? 👍
so, dear dear leone~
help me, please!!!
I don't have a signature dance move. What is yours and can I copy it? 😋😛😝😜🤪

[coralroot]

Is it even worth it to learn how to bake or am I good just sticking to regular cooking?

[Tropical climate, rice was the staple grain, most people don't have ovens where she's from. ]