text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

Comments

[champagnetower]

Sure, it can be!
As a host, people specifically come see me to have a good time with me!
But it’s not for everyone!

[despairing_hope]

You know that's the big difference, right? A host sells a fantasy, one that people go to for that fantasy. No one can buy into that with a random network post aimed at everyone. There is no personal connection, even a fake one.

[text] conagher

[spah]

Thanks?

[champagnetower]

Your boyfriend!
You have a special connection for people who have only just met!
Who knew all this time your leader was a matchmaker?

[yumenope]

( oh my god he thinks he and dice are dating. he’s going to expire. )

An interesting hypothesis.


It was a lie.

text | un: stickysticky

[ninpos]

aaaaaaaaaaaaand?
what else? aren't i amazingly talented and hardworking? don't i deserve a three day spa retreat for simply existing?

if you're trying to really WOW someone you gotta butter us up properly, sir!

text; un: oniichan

[immature]

wow!
thats the first time anyones ever called me handsome
thanks
ur also beautiful ⭐

text | un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

i know ;)

thank you tho
i mean it!
i beat you are, too

text, mrhc

[coasts]

how desperate are you for a fuck

[champagnetower]

You have no idea!

[coasts]

has sensei ever fucked you
just askin

[champagnetower]

Confidence is sexy! Which I'm sure you also know, hehe~☆

I am ;)

[champagnetower]

Shame on everyone you've ever met!
You're only proving how handsome you are by showing me kindness!

[champagnetower]

You're absolutely right!
You deserve a spa retreat!
A big bouquet of roses!
Fine cuisine and a life of luxury for your hard work and talent!

[kingfuckboy]

i do~

and i'd ask for proof but like you said

confidence - so no need

i mean unless you want to~

[immature]

i dunno why everyones givin you such a hard time for being nice
even if ur just messin around its still better than
like
trolling
...unless thats what ur doing lol

[champagnetower]

My pleasure!
I hope you have a wonderful day!☆
Or why not go big? Have a wonderful life!

[champagnetower]

It's what I must do!☆

[lollipopdrops]

[Bless this weirdo. Never a dull moment.]

Oh and why's that~?

[champagnetower]

Of course I am aware of the difference!
But that doesn't mean this won't bring others joy!
And not to mention that I don't believe you're trash!
I don't have to know you to determine that!

[champagnetower]

Are you asking because you want him to bone you?

[zazen]

Hifumi-kun are you quite okay?

[coasts]

no
but id probably say yes if he asked bc i respect him
and hes older

[despairing_hope]

Perhaps, but it doesn't change that it's pretty shallow and fleeting.

Perhaps because you don't you can think that way.

[ninpos]

riiiiiiight?
so if you were to date me would you be able to provide all of that~?