text 🥂 you're beautiful

[champagnetower]

Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

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[text] conagher

[spah]

Thanks?

[champagnetower]

My pleasure!
I hope you have a wonderful day!☆
Or why not go big? Have a wonderful life!

[spah]

[... Okay, Hifumi can't see it, but he chuckles at his screen now.]

Well, I'm trying to.

This your usual thing? Throwing out compliments to everybody?

[champagnetower]

I suppose you can say it's what I do for a living!
It's not accurate, but not inaccurate either!

[spah]

Wait really?

What kinda job you got?

[champagnetower]

Yes really! I'm a host!
So it's my job to make my customers happy!

[spah]

Like... a party host?

[champagnetower]

A host club!
Which I guess is kinda like that too!!
Hahaha!!

[spah]

Oh... huh.

I never heard of a host club before.

[champagnetower]

A host club is a place where women go to pay for the company of a male host! There are hostess clubs that are similar in concept. What we hosts do is provide conversation, drinks, make sure customers have a good time! It's always a loud, lively environment.

If you're ever curious, you can visit the Sunset Host Club at any time!

[spah]

... Suspicious, but I'm tempted to take your word for it.