prismatica | text 🥂 you're beautiful

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Greetings, one and all!

I have a very important message to share with you all.

You are beautiful, handsome, and I would date you.

( what the fuck kind of logic is that. )

You called an entire network that.

Did you want to receive a personal message from me?

It would seem quite meritless after this display.

Tomorrow is a new day. Tomorrow can be your special day~♡

( please kill him. )

I don’t think my boyfriend would take too kindly to that ♥

( IT IS A JOKE. )

Your what!!
I expected this!
Congrats!
May you have the time of your life together!

( he knows better than to fuel this fire. he KNOWS and yet )

I’m sorry. What are you talking about?

Your boyfriend!
You have a special connection for people who have only just met!
Who knew all this time your leader was a matchmaker?

( oh my god he thinks he and dice are dating. he’s going to expire. )

An interesting hypothesis. It was a lie.

Haha! That seems like the lie!

I’m very single, Hifumi.

( please don’t text dice. )

Is it the gambling problem?

I don’t have a gambling problem. Try again~

( this is not a fun game. )

Haha! You're such a jokester!
Of course I don't mean YOU have a gambling problem!

I don’t follow. Is this a riddle? Payback, perhaps?

The gambler in your group!
The one who I'm sure can't stand Doppo!

( he’s going to die. )

What about him?

The reason he's not your boyfriend is because you're concerned he'll remove your cash rather than your pants, right ?

( he’s so fucking annoyed — )

Oh, I have no concerns with his expertise in removing my hakama.

......

Does this mean it's happened??????????

Yes, Izanami. Multiple times, in fact. Quite often.

( is it... a lie?? )