01 ♫ VIDEO

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_{[As soon as the video starts, Demyx is looking down at the camera while fiddling with something behind it.]}

You got it? Just hold onto it like this - both hands, and don't drop it! Once we're done I'll get you some more glow sticks, okay?

_{[For a moment a pointed silver "hand" covers the lens, prompting Demyx to gently re-adjust whatever it is. He disappears from view once everything seems normal, and there's some rustling in the background before Demyx bounds back into frame with a small remote and a wild grin.]}

Okay! You guys've seen those little robots they got out in the street, right? Turns out they've got smaller ones that're for your rooms and stuff so I may have gone out to get one like... two nights ago, along with some other things. Now you're probably thinking that's pretty cool - not having to do a crazy amount of cleaning, right? Well, they get way cooler! Hang on--

<sub>[He pushes a button on the remote, and inside his apartment music starts to play in the distance.

It slowly starts to get closer and louder in turn, and whatever is manning the communicator starts to get a little wobbly. Almost as if it's... dancing. And eventually a flat, circular vacuum scoots into view with a set of speakers attached to it, prompting a laugh from Demyx.]</sub>

Ta-da~♪ Presenting the one and only DJ Roomba!

_{[It bumps into a corner, turns, and after a couple seconds it starts to creep towards the camera, which gets the attention of the 'camera man'. After it gets close enough, the communicator drops, and a strange silver creature twists and zooms out of view as Demyx scrambles to pick up the dropped device. Whatever that was, it sure did get spooked!]}

I guess he didn't like the song or something, but uh... Anyway! I wanna load this baby up with other stuff, so gimme some really good ones!

Comments

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[hasitsthorns]

A party roomba!

[ This is the best? This is the best. ]

Oh, man, I know so many sick jams for your little buddy to have the best beats.

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[synchroswim]

Yeah? You can't just say that and not give me a peek!

_{[Should they make two party roombas? It'd be a roomba battle!]}

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[sometimespawnskillkings]

How about this one?

[It is not exactly a party song but it is one of Temple’s favourites.]

[And PrismaTube says that it is related to Mambo No. 5.]

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got anything a little more...

i dunno more upbeat? party mode? 'cause i dunno what half of the things they're talking about in this thing are but some of 'em sound like a bummer

[sometimespawnskillkings]

Oh!

I didn’t realize that you wanted a party song.

Does this one work better for you?

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[thundara]

Where do these ideas come from?
Do they come to you in your sleep?

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what happens if i say yes?

[thundara]

What makes you think something would happen?
Is this really what you dream about?

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you never know
but nah, i've been dreaming about tons of other stuff i just figured this could make these little vacuum robots a lot better

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[yakiniku]

You are welcome.

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oh my god dude this is



PERFECT

please tell me there's more like this!

blatantly throwing shade at genji

[yakiniku]

Yes. I have something that is closer to my brother's taste but you may enjoy it as well.

best brothers tbh

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okay i don't know where this stuff has been my whole life but

i kinda love you for introducing me to it

is this like... super common where you guys come from? i dont understand a word of it but it's super catchy

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[bubbleblaster]

... Is there an actual point to doing that, or did you set it up like that just because you could?

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[thundara]

Oooh, that's so harsh! Someone woke up on the wrong side of the moon. Or is that just a Keyblade thing? Trust me, no matter what inane little thing it is, the answer is always just because he could.

[ A pause. ]

Or because he couldn't, if you want the excuse.

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[bubbleblaster]

[ Oh great, her again. And to be even worse, Larxene does actually have a bit of a point. She's been a little off ever since the Iris moon ended and everything went back to normal.

Not that she was going to say anything.]

Alright. This just doesn't seem all that practical, which was why I was asking.

[ She'll ask Demyx for more of his reasoning later. Maybe there actually was a practical use that she wasn't thinking of for... DJ Roomba. That was what he called it, right? ]

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[thundara]

[ Right now Larxene has no desire to get into real altercations with the Keyblade Crew, but... some of them are just so much fun to mess with, and Aqua's at the top of the list. ]

Your first mistake was assuming it would be practical at all. And that's so sad. Don't they let you have any fun in Keyblade Training? Or do they drill that out of you early?

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_[WHOMST--]

...Do I need a reason?

[bubbleblaster]

Apparently you don't.

[ Even if she still doesn't see the point, well, he clearly enjoyed it so whatever.]

Do those speakers stay on without any trouble, or did you need to spend a lot of time figuring it out? [ Obviously there's stuff like tape, but she's not if tape would work well enough on those speakers for long. ]

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[letxequalnull]

I was unaware there were Dusks present in the city.

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I didn't either until like, last week! They're just...

_{[He angles the camera to show his legs for a moment and reaches down to around his shin.]}

Tiny. Like, super tiny. My Dancers are the same way, but it's not like I need 'em for fighting or anything like that!

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[letxequalnull]

How intriguing. A side effect of the rules that govern this world, perhaps?

[After all, he knows very well that they've been normal-sized in any of the various worlds that they would have been familiar with back home, and given that it's logical to assume that the difference is something to do with this specific world.]

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[paradoxically]

Interesting pet you've got there.

[The little silver guy. Not the party Roomba. He's actually considering getting one of those.]

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[synchroswim]

I dunno if I'd call him a pet but he is pretty cool, isn't he?

_[Well.]

When he's not running away from a vacuum, anyway. I think it might've tried to suck him up when I wasn't home earlier.

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[paradoxically]

Friend of yours then?

[Why would anyone want a Dusk as a friend Noel?]

I didn't know they even made vacuum's like that.