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[tekhartha]

Does anyone here practise yoga? There are a number of couple's positions with which I would like to experiment, but I do not think the locals here are quite ready to handle a mechanical body such as mine.

I am also very happy to initiate the inexperienced among you who would like to join me regardless! I promise to be a gentle teacher, and that you will find the experience most satisfying, both physically and spiritually.

I look forward to meeting you all. ( _:::_ )b

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[torsion]

I do yoga sometimes, but I'll often work with weights.
I also do Tai Chi (although I specialize more in the offensive side of it).

You have a mechanical body, though?
How does that work, if you don't mind me asking?
(That's kind of rude, isn't it? Sorry!)

[tekhartha]

Fascinating! I have never used weights, for obvious reasons, and I have not practised Tai Chi in some time, but I would love to watch you in action. I am sure you could put me through my paces!

Perhaps I should have been more specific. I am an omnic- or, as it is more universally understood, a robot.

[torsion]

Well, obvious now.
Depends on how you want to go about it, but I could give you a run for your money.
For the most part, I work as a personal trainer. But we'll both benefit from it so let's call it play and not work.

I see! I've never heard of that. Omnic, anyway. Robots exist where I'm from but they're not the most advanced.
Certainly not as charming as you. ;)

[tekhartha]

If you are quite certain. If the entire affair is a disaster, I suppose we could simply embrace for an hour or so to make it worth your while!

[he's joking, don't worry, he doesn't actually think she's charging him by the hour]

You are not the first to say so- that I am advanced, I mean, not that I am charming! Although your compliment is greatly appreciated. Given the infinite number of universes that exist and the infinite moments in time from which one might be taken, it is not surprising that most people here are not fammiliar with the level of technological prowess that I represent.

[torsion]

Not really into that, but I appreciate the offer! :)

I guess I wouldn't say "advanced" since we're having a conversation that's perfectly normal.
Don't wanna make it sound like I think you're a smarter toaster or anything.
I guess. It seems like there are a few things that are pretty consistent with some people so I wasn't sure about that.