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[tekhartha]

Does anyone here practise yoga? There are a number of couple's positions with which I would like to experiment, but I do not think the locals here are quite ready to handle a mechanical body such as mine.

I am also very happy to initiate the inexperienced among you who would like to join me regardless! I promise to be a gentle teacher, and that you will find the experience most satisfying, both physically and spiritually.

I look forward to meeting you all. ( _:::_ )b

Comments

[justsomeshrimp]

I have never done it before, but I think I would like to try.

[graftage]

Yoga? Is that like the stuff where you do different poses and stuff for health?

[text]

[spah]

You get any benefit outta that kinda thing?

[do robots need to stretch]

[text un: arima kishou]

[prodigism]

[ He's done it before...mostly for relaxation purposes and for training. But he supposed he could help this robot guy? out a little. ]

I've done it before, if you need some help. I'm not sure which positions you're talking about but...I guess it wouldn't hurt to learn some new ones.

[ He's so unsure about the couple position thing, but if the guy needs help Arima will oblige, he guesses?! There's a small pause before he types something again. ]

Robots do yoga? [ Arima...no. ]

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

I do yoga sometimes, but I'll often work with weights.
I also do Tai Chi (although I specialize more in the offensive side of it).

You have a mechanical body, though?
How does that work, if you don't mind me asking?
(That's kind of rude, isn't it? Sorry!)

text | un: stormflower

[sleepinglotus]

I do meditation but I've never actually tried yoga. I'd be interested in trying it.

text; un: magicowl

[getting_better]

I've personally never done it, but some of my colleagues did. Never showed interest in it before, but I suppose giving it a shot wouldn't be bad. That is if you're willing to take a skeptic as a student?

[extalon]

I can vouch for how gentle of a teacher you are. Yoga with you and Mercy is always nice and relaxing.

(Text; UN: motherofdragons)

[decisiveconquest]

Does "yoga" have anything to do with sex?

text; ilikebigboats

[boobytraps]

The locals here have been more open-minded than many places I've been. What makes you think they're not ready?

text; n1tomjonesfan

[dashhole]

[He was with you until the end there, Zen. Well, not with you, because he doesn't know what yoga is or why anyone would do it, but he followed along with the fact that they were words.]

Wait, what the hell is that stuff at the end supposed to mean?

[Guess who's using text-to-speech like a little baby man. Go on, guess.]

text; un TheHollowKnight

[instilled]

[ Talking to Zenyatta might be in some ways frightening, but it was also exciting. And the Hollow Knight had ever been taught to learn what it could before its imprisonment; if it knew what was being offered, perhaps it would have more reason to speak to him without it being about its status as a being.

Directly, at least. ]

What is 'yoga'?

I'm so sorry

[loungelizard]

Wait. Are you a sex robot???