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[tekhartha]

Does anyone here practise yoga? There are a number of couple's positions with which I would like to experiment, but I do not think the locals here are quite ready to handle a mechanical body such as mine.

I am also very happy to initiate the inexperienced among you who would like to join me regardless! I promise to be a gentle teacher, and that you will find the experience most satisfying, both physically and spiritually.

I look forward to meeting you all. ( _:::_ )b

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[dashhole]

Oh, I see it now. That's kinda neat.

So, you're a bot?

[Man, just right out there with that.]

[tekhartha]

I am. In my world, we are called "omnics". Are robots common where you are from?

[dashhole]

Yeah, I guess so. I mean, back home. We got all kinds of killer robots these days.

None of them are real chatty, though. So, uh, this is a nice change.

Why ohm Nick?

[tekhartha]

Ah, yes, the "killer robot" experience! I hope it is of some comfort to know that I have no interest in killing anyone.

Omnics are named for the Omnica Corporation, which created the factories from which we originated. It is not terribly inspiring, I'm afraid.