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[tekhartha]

Does anyone here practise yoga? There are a number of couple's positions with which I would like to experiment, but I do not think the locals here are quite ready to handle a mechanical body such as mine.

I am also very happy to initiate the inexperienced among you who would like to join me regardless! I promise to be a gentle teacher, and that you will find the experience most satisfying, both physically and spiritually.

I look forward to meeting you all. ( _:::_ )b

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[dashhole]

[He was with you until the end there, Zen. Well, not with you, because he doesn't know what yoga is or why anyone would do it, but he followed along with the fact that they were words.]

Wait, what the hell is that stuff at the end supposed to mean?

[Guess who's using text-to-speech like a little baby man. Go on, guess.]

[tekhartha]

Ah, yes. I see how that may be confusing to those who have not seen my face.

[and bam, there's a picture attached of him giving a cheerful peace sign]

[dashhole]

Oh, I see it now. That's kinda neat.

So, you're a bot?

[Man, just right out there with that.]

[tekhartha]

I am. In my world, we are called "omnics". Are robots common where you are from?

[dashhole]

Yeah, I guess so. I mean, back home. We got all kinds of killer robots these days.

None of them are real chatty, though. So, uh, this is a nice change.

Why ohm Nick?

[tekhartha]

Ah, yes, the "killer robot" experience! I hope it is of some comfort to know that I have no interest in killing anyone.

Omnics are named for the Omnica Corporation, which created the factories from which we originated. It is not terribly inspiring, I'm afraid.