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[tekhartha]

Does anyone here practise yoga? There are a number of couple's positions with which I would like to experiment, but I do not think the locals here are quite ready to handle a mechanical body such as mine.

I am also very happy to initiate the inexperienced among you who would like to join me regardless! I promise to be a gentle teacher, and that you will find the experience most satisfying, both physically and spiritually.

I look forward to meeting you all. ( _:::_ )b

Comments

[spah]

Meditation sorta thing. I think I get it.

Didn't know robots need to stretch either. Joint tests and maintenance sure... but not stretching.

[tekhartha]

Precisely. You should join me and experience it for yourself.

It is not strictly necessary, but I imagine the kind of robots you are used to operate around simple directives and simply power down when their tasks are complete. I would like to believe that I am a somewhat more complicated beast.

[spah]

You're a LOT more complicated, I can say that for sure. Reckon I'm just still learning how... advanced technology is. Compared to my world, anyhow.

Reckon I could join you, though. Don't think I'd be all that good at it.

[tekhartha]

That is all I ask of you, my friend: that you be willing to learn. And I am not simply saying that because you are getting so good at fixing me!

I would love to have you as a student! You may yet surprise yourself. As I recall, you are more flexible than most would think...

[spah]

What can I say? I like figuring out how things work.

[Also: Engineer doesn't know what keysmashing is, but he sure would right now if he did because zENYATTA--]

Thanks

[congrats you've flustered him beyond punctuation]