video. regrettably.

[chronicgambler]

[There's a guy who looks like he needs a shower or maybe a fresh change of clothes looking at the camera. Looking antsy. Holding a cigarette that's almost burned out.]

Okay, here's the deal. I don't have enough chroma saved up to go roll high at the gambling parlors, so I need some people to gamble with. I don't care what game, pick your own fuckin' poison, I got dice and I can probably scrounge up some cards next time I go diving. Bets gotta start low, though, 'cause like I said, I'm broke. I'm feeling a lucky streak coming and I gotta grab it before it passes me by!

If you've got standards or some shit, miss me with it. Serious offers only.

Also, if you wanna give me cigarettes, I ain't sayin' no.

Comments

[chronicgambler]

But gambling is the best way?

[hoasen]

You'll lose everything too. I am willing to play games with you, but not so much that you'd lose everything. What if you lose all your clothes?

[chronicgambler]

Been there, done that. It's nothing! You just go scrounge up some more or win them back.

[hoasen]

How many sets do you actually possess?

[chronicgambler]

One.

[hoasen]

One.

[...]

You mean it.

[chronicgambler]

Totally not bluffing. I got one set of clothes, the same stuff I showed up in. I ain't got time to go buy more. I've got gambling to do, obviously. It's boring otherwise.

[hoasen]

You still need clothes! What do you wear when you do the laundry?

[chronicgambler]

My boxers!

[One pair. Sorry everyone.]

[hoasen]

[.......hold on.]

Have you...washed your boxers before?

[chronicgambler]

Oh yeah! A couple times a month!