video. regrettably.

[chronicgambler]

[There's a guy who looks like he needs a shower or maybe a fresh change of clothes looking at the camera. Looking antsy. Holding a cigarette that's almost burned out.]

Okay, here's the deal. I don't have enough chroma saved up to go roll high at the gambling parlors, so I need some people to gamble with. I don't care what game, pick your own fuckin' poison, I got dice and I can probably scrounge up some cards next time I go diving. Bets gotta start low, though, 'cause like I said, I'm broke. I'm feeling a lucky streak coming and I gotta grab it before it passes me by!

If you've got standards or some shit, miss me with it. Serious offers only.

Also, if you wanna give me cigarettes, I ain't sayin' no.

Comments

[zunge]

wherever you're from is messed up.

well duh, carrying groceries is boring. making someone do or wear something embarrassing is funnier. it also inspires them to put effort into playing cos they don't wanna do shit like that.

[chronicgambler]

fuckin mood but who cares im gonna die someday why the fuck not enjoy life

idk man its not like im gonna wan wan at somebody like a dumbass but whatever ur on

[zunge]

meet me at [insert name of gaming center], they got a VR console with that game loaded. what time?

[chronicgambler]

right the fuck now if ur game

see you in fifteen