video; open

[varnish]

Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

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Comments

[varnish]

I'd wager to say there's a handful more depending on how creative you are.

And how flexible.

[zunge]

By that point I would've just stopped counting altogether. Just find a few you like, and switch things up whenever boredom strikes.

[varnish]

Some people want to break records. And beds.

So? Got a favorite?

[zunge]

Well if they got the budget to keep replacing or repairing their furniture...

The whole category of "from behind."

[varnish]

Not the romantic type, are you?

[He knows it can be romantic. But he's being facetious.]

[zunge]

Not in a million years. How'd you guess?

[He could become a romantic, if he can ever get past his issues. Having sex with someone who genuinely loves him for who he is is a super secret fantasy he rarely is even willing to admit to himself. As it is...]

[varnish]

Experience.

[Mortals can be awfully picky. But he's not one to judge. Sometimes all you want is the pleasure, nothing more.]

Are you big into kissing though?

[zunge]

I enjoy it enough.

[varnish]

Define "enough."

[zunge]

hmm...

enough that I could do it for hours

but there are plenty other places to put my mouth

[varnish]

Hours!! Hot.

Ok, come on. You can't say that and then not say where.

[zunge]

why, you interested?

[varnish]

Kinda~

[zunge]

hmm.

the most I'll say without demonstrating in person is, I like putting my tongue piercing to good use.

[varnish]

You don't have a tongue piercing. Don't lie~

video

[zunge]

[He switches to video for this response and sticks out his tongue, flexing his tongue to make it move and show off the metal.]

You were saying?

[varnish]

[And here's where Belial leans in and smirks. Whether this one was lying or not doesn't matter. He just wanted to see it.]

Just that I'm more interested than before~

[zunge]

What do you plan to do about that?

[varnish]

I can think of a few things.

But~ Of course I wouldn't want to overwhelm you.

[zunge]

[Cue eyeroll.]

Either get on with it or get lost.

[varnish]

Not the flirtatious type either. Okay~ I get it.

[He shrugs. Then, casual,]

Put your money where my dick is and maybe I'll let you hit it from behind.

private

[zunge]

Name the time and place.

private

[varnish]

Wow~ Just that easy?

permaprivate

[zunge]

[The golden blond rabbit ears extending atop his head flatten back in irritation, though not for long.]

Excessive flirtation is annoying and skin crawling. It's better to be straightforward.

[he shrugs.]

And I haven't seen a reason to say no to that sort of moonlacing.

[varnish]

[Cute.]

Mmn, I like a man who knows what he wants.

[He's practically purring.]

My place. One hour.

[He could make this one guess, but he'll be polite and send him the location.]

A minute longer and I'm not letting you in~