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[varnish]

Hmmm...

[The feed starts with the sound of rustling paper and soon enough someone’s thigh comes into frame. Long legs crossed, prim and proper. A hardbound book settled atop their lap. Perhaps this is an accidental broadcast? Well, you might as well enjoy the view while you can, in that case.

But, no. With how the stranger on the other end speaks with another casual flip of a page, this is very much intentional.]

As I thought. [he says with a disappointed sigh, one hand lifting his device up to eye level. Or. You know. More chest than eye level. But hey, at least you can enjoy this view too.] I’ve done every one of these.

[A bit of shifting and the cover of the book in Belial’s lap comes into view: 1069 Sexplosive Positions for Your Pleasure. Classy.]

I do have to wonder~ in a place as infatuated with physical contact as this, you can’t all be that innocent, can you? So...

What’s your favorite position~?

(( ooc: Please comment on his Opt In/Out Post if you have the chance! ))

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« video » un: matriarch »

[menphina]

[ Well, she's bored enough... Her ears twitch curiously as she tries to get a peek at the cover. Where did he get that book?! She needs it for writing reference. Or practice. ]

Does it matter as long as it feels good to make contact? But I've personally been fond of riding on top.

[varnish]

[He nods as she speaks and after flipping back several pages he stops on one particular section.]

Let's see... there's-- [Belial pinches roughly twenty or so pages between two fingers.] --this many variations of that one.

You'll have to be more specific~

« video » un: dragonknightvane

[loewenbien]

[ He actually did not see Belial before since he was busy helping folks during the events of 000, but... huh. ]

Favourite position? Uh, being Vice Captain of the Order of the White Dragons! Though I kind of miss being a regular soldier sometimes...


[ Wrong position, Vane. ]

[varnish]

[... The "dragonknight" part of that name is so very telling on its own. You're not the smart one, are you. Or perhaps the other knights are the dumb ones, not relaying the events of the near end of the world to one of their own. Either way, he's going to have a good time.]

Ooh, now what would you call that? Perhaps the mercenary position? Sounds rough~

[He thinks he's hilarious.]

You look like you could handle a bit of roughhousing though.

[ritterstand]

Vane!!!

text; un: ruffestrabbit

[zunge]

There's actually that many possible positions?

[varnish]

I'd wager to say there's a handful more depending on how creative you are.

And how flexible.

private

[hoasen]

[Because there is no way she's leaving this public.]

How is that even possible?! [She saw the number on that book.]

Anyway, I believe in some cases it is better left a secret.

[varnish]

I'm very good at time management~

[He knows that's not what she asked about, but he's going to say it anyway.]

Oi, oi. You're no fun.

text | un: stickysticky

[ninpos]

why were you showing off so much in the beginning

[ bro that's cringe ]

i like being on top, but i prefer if me and whoever i'm with don't do it face-to-face
that's just too weird

[varnish]

Was I?

[Cringe is his middle name]

Not a big fan of being watched?

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[illusionistic]

Oh? [ Have a half snake, half man bemusedly watching you, Belial. His tail flicks in the background as he ponders the question. ]

Being alive so long...it is a hard question to answer. But I do enjoy when those who ride me are enjoying themselves. But there is something to be enjoyed in almost all of them, it just depends on how and what you want. Fast, hard and quick, or slow romantic and personal?

[ Being alive for over 3000 years he's found it's not just the position that matters but obviously what goes into it. ] And what of you? Which do you enjoy?

[varnish]

[Is it possible? Could it be? That tail is oh-so telling. Ugh, how he adores snakes. There's no better creature in the world than snakes.]

Seems like a popular choice today. But I suppose how you do it does make all the difference~

[He's been alive for around the same amount of time, so he shares similar sentiments. After a while, you just have to get creative. Very creative.

Belial hums in thought... then with a sigh,]

Do I really have to choose~?

video; un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

One thousand sixty-nine?!

I was aware of only a half dozen or so. And I have actually done only—
Well, never mind how many.
Sir, may I please borrow that book??

[varnish]

I know, right? I thought for sure there'd be more.

[Don't think he doesn't hear that muttering there. But, ok. He'll let it go. For now. Since you called him sir and all.]

Hmm? What for~?

un: undyingsoul

[necroyalty]

Call me whatever variation of "boring" you will, but unless one of us is being pleasured through the mouth, I've always liked whatever position lets me have a good look at my lover's face.

Other than that, I've no particular preference as to who is or isn't on top.

[loungelizard]

Oh, me too! Nothing better than a facial expression that just screams "more!"

[varnish]

Wouldn't call it boring.

Just vanilla.

[Which is pretty much boring in his book.]

Do you like to hold hands too?

video; un: high.priest

[hymnals]

Did this absolutely have to be a public post?

[varnish]

Would you rather I ask the public privately?

[He rolls his head along his shoulders in an exaggerated motion, stopping to stare straight at the camera with a raised brow. Oh good. A pearl clutcher. He loves those.]

text; un: percival

[vassalize]

[ He's getting a double-headache reading that exchange between Belial and Vane. ]

Is this what the culmination of your failed efforts has reduced you to?

[varnish]

[Oh good another one. But he's going to pretend like he doesn't know him just the same.]

Do I know you?

text; un : professorshenwei

[shenweihasaheadache]

In armchair, by the window, with a book. Preferably when the sun is out.

[varnish]

Window open or closed?

video; un athanasia

[trivialization]

I'm sure most of that book looks like one of those 'spot the difference' puzzles. The only way you get a number like that is calling it a new iteration every time you lean a few degrees further or put your hand somewhere new.

[varnish]

Someone's avoiding the question~

voice

[envoyoftwilight]

[Innocent, no, but experienced enough to know the technicalities and phrases for everything, also no. But this sounds like it'll be a learning experience.]

I don't really know if there's a right way to put it, and I'm sure every world might think of it differently, but I like being in control. I like to be on top and I like it when the eyes meet. I like being able to leave marks. I like conquering a person the way a kingdom could be conquered.

[varnish]

Mmn, lots of powerful women here, I'm noticing.

[Not that there's anything wrong with that.]

Tell me. How exactly would you go about conquering someone?

text | un: sOfTaNdWet | icly a week later

[nipzips]

[ So when he first saw this video he didn't respond because (1) he thought it was a porn ad, and (2) having a conversation about positions sounds too embarrassing for his stupid virgin sensibilities. Now, circumstances have changed, though. He just won a lifetime's supply of condoms and he's too shy to actually use them. Who better to dump them on than this guy, right? ]

there you are, Mr. 1069-Sexplosive-Positions ...

i somehow wound up with a shit-ton of condoms and i don't know what to do with them

you, uh, want any ....................

i can't believe you've done this

[varnish]

[Give him a second to squint.

Hm.

Hmmmm.]

what are those

[He's actually being very 100% serious.]